This Is How You Know It’s a Slow News Day
November 6th, 2007 by Evil Beet
BREAKING FUCKING NEWS!!!!
Violet Motherfucking Affleck can sing that one song from Pinocchio!!!!
Oh my God.
Lindsay. Please. Drink, honey. Please drink.
Bear with me today, kids.
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You are funny as hell, Evil One. Don’t worry, there’s somebody else’s child holding up a movie shot right now doing blow and jello shots while humming “When You Wish Upon A Star.” It’s gonna happen.
MARGO- LOL! LMAO!! tooo funny!