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This Is How You Know It’s a Slow News Day

November 6th, 2007 by Evil Beet


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BREAKING FUCKING NEWS!!!!

Violet Motherfucking Affleck can sing that one song from Pinocchio!!!!

Oh my God.

Lindsay. Please. Drink, honey. Please drink.

Bear with me today, kids.


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2 Responses to “This Is How You Know It’s a Slow News Day”

  1. Margo says:
    November 6, 2007 at 12:53 pm

    You are funny as hell, Evil One. Don’t worry, there’s somebody else’s child holding up a movie shot right now doing blow and jello shots while humming “When You Wish Upon A Star.” It’s gonna happen.

    Reply
  2. dana says:
    November 7, 2007 at 12:04 am

    MARGO- LOL! LMAO!! tooo funny!

    Reply

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