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November 4th, 2007 by Evil Beet


Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo at Pool Party at the Launch of the New El San Juan Hotel & Casino, Pictures, Photos

Nick Lachey knows exactly what’s happening later tonight.

Honestly, Vanessa, if you don’t want us to write these things about you, don’t pose for photos with your face that close to his penis.

At a pool party in San Juan.


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9 Responses to “Easy Access!”

  1. medimary Says:

    this pic is photoshop heaven….think of all the fun here!

  2. Clementines Says:

    I’m not being kind when I say they DESERVE each other.. Barf

  3. JenJen Says:

    “and this is how I got my job on MTV”

  4. Margo Says:

    Please let there be a hot tub close by.

  5. Venus Says:

    Ooh! He’s hung like a bull……………NOT

  6. tarn Says:

    Vanessa: ‘ok, anybody got a magnifying glass?’

  7. ms.a Says:

    is it just me, or does it look like she has wierd bruises or veins or something all over her leg? is it just a dirty photo? (pun!)

  8. DENNIS FM DOVER Says:

    ITS GOLFBALL THRU THE GARDEN HOSE TIME BABY. I AIN’T MAD AT NICK.

  9. Jesslyn Says:

    I think she looks like a slut, she is nasty

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