Lance and Ashley: A Second Date?
November 1st, 2007 by Evil Beet
After making out at NYC’s Rose Bar on Monday night, Lance and Ashley (Lashley?) hooked up again late Tuesday night at the Waverley Inn (where Lance was hanging out with Owen Wilson, who probably has no business being in a bar right now).
I just picture Lance Armstrong’s aging ass being all like, “Hey, baby doll, will you give me a little head tonight? Just suck it for a little while?” And then Michelle Tanner grinning, giving him a thumbs-up and saying “You got it, dude!”
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November 1st, 2007 at 9:01 am
And then Michelle Tanner grinning, giving him a thumbs-up and saying “You got it, dude!”
Beet I laughed so damn hard when I read this. This is why you fucking rule.
November 1st, 2007 at 10:36 am
So wrong… but sooo right.
November 1st, 2007 at 11:32 am
You’re crazy Beet, crazy.
November 1st, 2007 at 12:47 pm
hahaha! that is quite possibly the funniest mental picture ever.
November 1st, 2007 at 2:14 pm
Hilarious Beet!
I can’t think of those two together anyway…especially being a fan of Lance.