He’s always soooooooo hot!!!

Mrs. John Travolta hosted the Church Of Scientology Annual Gala Charity Concert on Sunday in the U.K.

Crazy. Crazy. Crazy.

Proceeds from the “charity” concert go toward the construction of the Bluebell Railway Station in East Grinstead.

What the hell kind of charity is that?

I’m having a charity concert, too. In my living room, next weekend. Proceeds go to Haliburton.

Wrestler/reality TV trainwreck Chyna enjoys a quiet, sober Halloween with friends.

Sometimes I need help walking, too, even when I haven’t been drinking. But I have to smoke a shitload of weed to get there.

“I promise, if elected, I will crush the state of Georgia. Our peaches are more numerous than Georgia’s. They are more juiciful.”

Stephen Colbert, who is currently campaigning for the U.S. Presidency in South Carolina.

COLBERT 2008!

Do I even need to spell out this joke?

They’re both skeletons!

A rapidly disappearing Nicky Hilton hit up the Halloween party circuit with boyfriend David Katzenberg.

She looks like Nicole Richie did right before she got really, really bad.

Eat, Nicky! You’re supposed to be the sane Hilton!

The Governator says weed is “not a drug. It’s a leaf.” I love Arnie. [DListed]

Check out a cool remix of Britney Spears’ “Piece of Me.” I love that the album hasn’t been formally released yet and we’re already making remixes. [popbytes]

Get the Lauren Conrad look for less! [INO]

Liz Hurley still looks good in a bikini. [Celebslam]

JALEEL WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Bossip]

Teri Hatcher is an evil witch. [Drunken Stepfather]

Missy Elliott is a good friend. [POTP]

Can anyone figure out what exactly Avril Lavigne is trying to be for Halloween? [Derek Hail]

Looks like this total hottie — New York Jets free safety Kerry Rhodes — belongs to Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson!

VOGUE’S Andre Leon Talley once again got his big fashion paws on “American Idol” alum Jennifer Hudson, squeezing her into a tight gold gown at the Fashion Group International’s Night of Star’s gala Thursday at Cipriani. The Oscar winner walked the red carpet with Talley, but once inside cozied up to her new man, New York Jets free safety Kerri Rhodes. “He followed right behind her in a separate car, but when they were inside they were holding hands all night and taking trips to the bathroom together,” said a spy.

Day-um, girl.

Just day-um.

Bathroom trips?

Day-um.

I gotta win me an Oscar.