Looks like this total hottie — New York Jets free safety Kerry Rhodes — belongs to Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson!

VOGUE’S Andre Leon Talley once again got his big fashion paws on “American Idol” alum Jennifer Hudson, squeezing her into a tight gold gown at the Fashion Group International’s Night of Star’s gala Thursday at Cipriani. The Oscar winner walked the red carpet with Talley, but once inside cozied up to her new man, New York Jets free safety Kerri Rhodes. “He followed right behind her in a separate car, but when they were inside they were holding hands all night and taking trips to the bathroom together,” said a spy.

Day-um, girl.

Just day-um.

Bathroom trips?

Day-um.

I gotta win me an Oscar.

Which internationally famous, feel-good spiritual guru feels so good because he takes massive amounts of antidepressants?

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Model/heiress Lydia Hearst and on-and-off boyfriend Cisco Adler have gone and got matching tattoos! How does this guy land chicks like this??? This is the same guy who’s hooked up with Mischa Barton and Paris Hilton, among others.

They each got a skeleton key design engraved on them early last week, before showing up in costume (she as Wonder Woman, he in drag) to a tequila-soaked pre-Halloween bash at Los Angeles nightclub Hyde.

“Lydia cryptically said that they are a symbol of a new way of life,” a friend explained.

Money can buy all the skeleton key tattoos in the world, but I guess it still can’t buy class.

We already told you that Britney and Tony Romo were partying together on Friday night, and now Ryan Seacrest spoke on his radio show this morning about seeing the two of them at Les Deux on Friday night.

“I spoke to her for a minute. She seemed to be in a very, very good mood,” he said. “She had her sunglasses on. I said, Busy day, huh? She kind of smiled and laughed and said, ‘Yeah.’ And then I believe I saw her and Tony Romo frolicking.”

“Lap dancing?” a co-host asked.

“I mean some would say,” Seacrest said.

“She on his lap,” the co-host continued.

“Yeah,” Seacrest replied.

This girl has gone crazy. The world is watching, Britney. If you want your kids back, stop doing crap like this!

At a Louis Vuitton event at MOCA in LA.

Unbreakable is not scheduled to be released until Tuesday, but you can check it out today, for free, on Much Music’s First Spin.

What’s the verdict?

Oh, what’s that you say?

She went as a sailor and Alice in Wonderland?

Oh.

Maybe she’ll break out that costume one of these days.

Normally I give this girl all kinds of shit for looking like ass, but she actually looked really cute at the Steelo & Snow Queen Vodka Halloween Costume Party at D’or in NYC.

The guy she’s getting all cozy with in that last thumbnail?

Diana Ross’s son, Evan Ross.