I guess Tommy Lee decided to be the bigger man here, and asked Clark County police not to press charges against Kid for their Alicia Keys-interrupting VMA fight.

“The Clark County District Attorney’s Office will not pursue a battery charge,” Chief Deputy District Attorney Ron Bloxham tells Extra. “It should be noted that Tommy Lee has requested that there be no prosecution relating to the incident and there were no injuries to either person.”

So basically they’re both lousy fighters.

Kid Rock still faces charges in Atlanta for that little Waffle House incident.

“Nooooo … That’s my mama for real life!”

Rowan Henchy, Brooke Shields’ 4-year-old daughter, as she sat in the studio audience for a taping of Hannah Montana and watched her mother give Miley Cyrus an on-screen hug.

After the taping, Miley gave Rowan a hug and told her “It was so nice for you to let me borrow your mom for today.”

He’s always soooooooo hot!!!

Mrs. John Travolta hosted the Church Of Scientology Annual Gala Charity Concert on Sunday in the U.K.

Crazy. Crazy. Crazy.

Proceeds from the “charity” concert go toward the construction of the Bluebell Railway Station in East Grinstead.

What the hell kind of charity is that?

I’m having a charity concert, too. In my living room, next weekend. Proceeds go to Haliburton.

Wrestler/reality TV trainwreck Chyna enjoys a quiet, sober Halloween with friends.

Sometimes I need help walking, too, even when I haven’t been drinking. But I have to smoke a shitload of weed to get there.

“I promise, if elected, I will crush the state of Georgia. Our peaches are more numerous than Georgia’s. They are more juiciful.”

Stephen Colbert, who is currently campaigning for the U.S. Presidency in South Carolina.

COLBERT 2008!

Do I even need to spell out this joke?

They’re both skeletons!

A rapidly disappearing Nicky Hilton hit up the Halloween party circuit with boyfriend David Katzenberg.

She looks like Nicole Richie did right before she got really, really bad.

Eat, Nicky! You’re supposed to be the sane Hilton!

The Governator says weed is “not a drug. It’s a leaf.” I love Arnie. [DListed]

Check out a cool remix of Britney Spears’ “Piece of Me.” I love that the album hasn’t been formally released yet and we’re already making remixes. [popbytes]

Get the Lauren Conrad look for less! [INO]

Liz Hurley still looks good in a bikini. [Celebslam]

JALEEL WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Bossip]

Teri Hatcher is an evil witch. [Drunken Stepfather]

Missy Elliott is a good friend. [POTP]

Can anyone figure out what exactly Avril Lavigne is trying to be for Halloween? [Derek Hail]