Archive for October, 2007

Quotables

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

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“One thing I do want to make clear is that she’s not a stage mom. People are so accusatory toward her and so judgmental of her, and it just drives me crazy because I know the real her.”

Lorilee Craker, the ghostwriter behind Lynne Spears’ forthcoming parenting book, on her experiences with Britney’s mom.

We’re Still Filming Sex and the City…

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

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In Bryant Park on Tuesday.

Cool wedding gown, Carrie.

Angelina Jolie Should Eat

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

Angelina Jolie at International Women’s Media Foundation’s Courage in Journalism awards, Pictures, Photos

The remains of Mrs. Brad Pitt showed up at the International Women’s Media Foundation’s Courage in Journalism awards in Beverly Hills on Tuesday.

Angie, honey, I promise you can sufficiently appreciate the plight of the starving Africans without actually emulating their lifestyle.

Eat, dear.

Meeeeeeeeeeeeegggggggg!!!!

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

Meg Ryan at  IWMF Courage in Journalism Awards, Pictures, Photos

We do not see enough of Meg Ryan.

How adorable is she?

I love love LOVE the long hair. She looks GREAT!

I remember in middle school someone told me that if you want to know if you should date a guy, you ask him if he’d rather date Drew Barrymore or Meg Ryan. If he says Meg Ryan, he’s a keeper. If he says Drew Barrymore, ditch him. Shows you how long ago my ass went to middle school. That was when Drew Barrymore was still all strung out and flashing Dave Letterman, and Meg Ryan hadn’t yet ran away from her husband and into Russell Crowe’s arms. But that always stuck with me. Good guys like Meg Ryan.

Anyway. She’s still so cute!

At the International Women’s Media Foundation Courage in Journalism awards.

Jenna Jameson Won’t Pee with You

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007

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Taking random dudes’ cocks all up in you?

No big deal.

Peeing with the commoners?

For shame!

Sure, she’ll have sex on camera without batting an eye, but Jenna Jameson won’t use a bathroom in front of others. While boxing legend Lennox Lewis gave training tips to Jameson’s boyfriend, Tito Ortiz, at Room Service, the porn star asked to be escorted by security to a private restroom. Later, Jameson dirty-danced for Ortiz before they shared a passionate kiss.

Maybe her vagina’s just so fucked up these days that she has to use a catheter.

Some Evening Links

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007

Paris Hilton hits up some Russian fashion shows. [Daily Stab]

Mario Lopez in a Speedo. [Holy Candy]

Is JLo’s record company going to dump her for spending more than she earns? [DListed]

Pete Wentz: Fall Down Boy. [SOW ]

Nip/Tuck Season 3 premiere tonight … I knew MK would be all over this. [popbytes]

More pics of Unfitney out partying last night. [Warship]

Gwen Stefani helps out the San Diego fire victims. [Gabsmash]

Vince Vaughn weighs in on Santa Claus. Man, it’s almost that season already, isn’t it? [The Blemish]

Kelly Osbourne’s boobs + Naomi Campbell’s face? [CityRag]

The Verdict’s In: Britney Does NOT Get Her Kids Back!!!!

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007

Britney Spears Will Not Get Custody of Her Kids Back

Some important notes from the legal filing:

[The parenting coach] makes it clear that she feels [Britney] loves her children and the children are bonded to [Britney]. However … [the coach] expressed concern that many of [Britney's] interactions with the children are not child-centered … [and Britney] did not fully engage with the children when she interacted with them … [the parenting coach says that] “It seems that her choices are dependent more upon what she wants to do at any given time rather than what would be more enjoyable for the children.”

She also wrote that “the environment at the house ranged from chaotic to almost somber with little communication at all” and “during all three of my visits, Ms. Spears rarely engaged with the children in either conversation or play.” But she did say that there was nothing she “would characterize as abusive in the traditional sense.”

Further, Britney requested that her drug testing be done with hair follicles rather than as a piss test. The court said NO. Brit will have to continue peeing in a cup.

Britney gets TWO standard visits weekly with the kids, from noon – 7 pm and ONE overnight visit per week, from noon – 10 am.

Then there are five redacted lines. I wonder what those say!

Brit still has to meet with the parenting coach once weekly.

Poor Britney!

Don’t go and kill yourself, girl! Just get better and GET THOSE KIDS BACK!!!

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