Victoria Silvestedt Needs More Blush Like She Needs That Final T in Her Name

October 31st, 2007 by Evil Beet


Victoria Silvestedt at 2007 Cipriani Wall Street Concert Series Presents Lenny Kravitz, Pictures, Photos

Hey, Victoria, where are your cheeks?

I still can’t see them!

Can you just point them out to me? They’re not really, ya know, delineated. Maybe if you put something on them? Like bright pink powder. Real heavy. All over the entire side of your face. Maybe then I could figure out where your cheeks were.

Oh, that’s better. I can see them.

Okay, I’m going to start hunting for your lips now.


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5 Responses to “Victoria Silvestedt Needs More Blush Like She Needs That Final T in Her Name”

  1. Margo says:

    This is her Halloween costume. Happy Halloween everyone!

  2. Margo says:

    Call Jay Alexander and Miss Jay stat!

  3. piedlourde says:

    I’m sorry, Beet, but Victoria Silvstedt’s name is actually prounounced without the “d” (as in Silv-stett).
    Oh Vicky, my home country’s pride and joy! The best thing since ABBA, Absolut and Bergman!

  4. piedlourde says:

    *pronounced

  5. Catharina says:

    Silvestedt is not our pride and joy, Just alot of shame, she is nothing absolutly nothing.

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