Daniel Craig Will Stay on as Bond
October 31st, 2007 by Evil Beet
I’ll admit, I was really skeptical when Daniel Craig was first cast as James Bond — I just didn’t find him all that impressive — but then I saw the film, and I quickly changed my mind. Mostly I changed my mind during that Speedo scene. Yeah. That’s where most of the mind-changing happened.
Daniel Craig — and his enormous package — have signed on to do four more Bond films. I hope he’s in that damn Speedo for the entirety of all four of them. Listen, MGM, we’ve seen Bond in a tux more times than we need to. That’s been done. Just keep him in a Speedo. That’ll be fine.
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Yummy.
Helloooooooo and a Happy Shalloweenie to Senior Bond. Um, I think I love him.
Ooooh, tie him up nude in the chair again, drool, drool. . .
He is alriht (translation: All Right.)