Daniel Craig Will Stay on as Bond



Daniel Craig as James Bond in a Hot Speedo

I’ll admit, I was really skeptical when Daniel Craig was first cast as James Bond — I just didn’t find him all that impressive — but then I saw the film, and I quickly changed my mind. Mostly I changed my mind during that Speedo scene. Yeah. That’s where most of the mind-changing happened.

Daniel Craig — and his enormous package — have signed on to do four more Bond films. I hope he’s in that damn Speedo for the entirety of all four of them. Listen, MGM, we’ve seen Bond in a tux more times than we need to. That’s been done. Just keep him in a Speedo. That’ll be fine.


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4 Responses to “Daniel Craig Will Stay on as Bond”

  1. Margo Says:

    Yummy.

  2. Yum Says:

    Helloooooooo and a Happy Shalloweenie to Senior Bond. Um, I think I love him.

  3. Mishele Says:

    Ooooh, tie him up nude in the chair again, drool, drool. . .

  4. Kay Kay Says:

    He is alriht (translation: All Right.)

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