Rumer Willis Is Under the Impression that She Has a Profession

October 30th, 2007 by Evil Beet


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“Before I started working,” she says. “I would have said, ‘You know, it’s not really fair, because I didn’t choose this.’ But when you decide to be a part of this profession and put yourself out there, then you kind of have to accept what it is.”

She continues to tell the media that fame “is a 24-hour job. It doesn’t matter if you are going out to a restaurant – you have to be aware of what you are doing and how you look and how you are presenting yourself, because most of the time people never get to know you.”

Rumer. Darling.

I hate to break it to you, but I can’t name a single thing you’ve been in. IMDB barely can. You do not have a profession. Your profession is having us talk about you because you’re Bruce Willis’ daughter and Tallulah’s not really old enough yet and we get bored of the same five people around here all the time. We write about you in much the same way we write about Paris Hilton’s shoes; you’re an accessory. That’s all. We’ll tire of you soon enough, don’t worry.


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7 Responses to “Rumer Willis Is Under the Impression that She Has a Profession”

  1. Margo says:

    I really doubt that Rumer will ever have to support herself, good for her (or not) I guess. But when you wrote “we get bored of the same five people around here all the time.” LMAO!

  2. paulina says:

    Rumer –

    PS – you’re HIDEOUS!

  3. Yum says:

    Oh snap Beet, you just put rumor in the corner. Yup

  4. Tere says:

    Oh, I thought she was referring to her “profession” as a salesgirl in a Marc Jacobs (or Michael Kors – one of those) boutique…

  5. Shan says:

    Poor thing, she is sooooooooooooooo homely. (Did I spell that correctly?)

  6. fuksuk says:

    jesus, mary and joseph shes UGLY, but feaky ugly.

    If she was in my family I’d say she was adopted.

  7. lol says:

    “Before I started working,” she says. “I would have said, ‘You know, it’s not really fair, because I didn’t choose this.’ But when you decide to be a part of this profession and put yourself out there, then you kind of have to accept what it is.”

    A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    roflmfao

    *gasps for air*

    Oh wait–there’s MORE?! I don’t think I should read it, I about died half way through the first paragraph. lol

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