Orlaith McAllister and the Mystery of the Stained Panties
October 30th, 2007 by Evil Beet
So, look.
I love my U.K. readers as much as the next guy — you guys rock — but I tend not to care much about things that go on in Britain.
Why, you ask?
Because I’m an American, and we don’t care about anything that’s not us. Because we don’t have to. And caring is hard.
But this little incident warranted a little delving into a uniquely British world.
If you’re an American, it is a distant possibility that you have heard of a show called Big Brother. They have a version of it here about which no one cares, except for about a million people who are freakishly obsessed with my friend Laremy and his blog on the topic. Honestly, I was covering an event in Hollywood with him once and these two girls ran up to him and were like “OMG you’re Laremy!!!! We recognize you from your MySpace page!!! OMG WE LOVE YOU!!!!”
Anyway.
You’re probably wondering what the point is and where these stained panties come in. I will get to that. I promise.
So in the U.K. this show is a damn phenomenon. It’s like their Survivor. And the contestants become huge stars. And one of them is named Orlaith McAllister. She’s a hot chick. She’s a hot chick who showed up to an event wearing stained panties.
Stained with what?
Menstrual fluid?
Poop?
Bloody semen?
I don’t know, you guys, I just don’t know, but the paparazzi got an upskirt shot of her, and honestly, this is about the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen happen to a celeb. Like, I’d rather the paparazzi get an upskirt shot of me on the toilet while defecating than have this happen to me. At least then I could be like, “You know what? Everybody poops.” But this poor girl can’t really be like, “You know what? Everyone wears stained underwear to formal events.”
Anyway.
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at least she is wearing them!!!!!
It’s spray on tan for your legs so your legs look all one even color when you aren’t wearing stockings.
this seems very obvious to me – why the big deal?
Umm… I don’t think it’s a stain at all. It looks like the only remaining hair after a Brazilian wax, and the combination of the green colour of the underwear and the flash just make it look like a stain. If your panties aren’t 100% opaque, you get that weird look, even without the paparazzi around.
This is embarrassing because it could be any number of things. Women leak stuff on occaision. Wear pants, perhaps?
This is embarrassing because it could be any number of things. Women leak stuff on occaision. That’s why we’re trying to come up with anything other than body fluids. Wear pants.
I have to agree with medimary.
Whatever be the cause for the stain..its her panties after all…what is that guy doing underneath…she must be having other beautiful things to look at..
Not sure what the stain is but I would love to sniff them to find out!
you could say she was a bit pissed off
For all the people who dissing the thought of guys getting off on dirty panties.What are you doing here looking at dirty panties to begin with?!?!?! You can build a bridge and get the f@!# over it!!
I like it
pues esa manchita puede ser tanto el reflejo de tantas luces como puede ser algun fluido de ella q pues tales fluidos aveces no pueden ser controlados por las mujeres pero me encantaria oler esas bragas despues de q ella se las quitara
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