How Fabulous is Kylie Minogue?
October 30th, 2007 by Evil Beet
On basically anyone else, I would go on a little tirade about the horrendousness of this dress (and the hair!). On Paris Hilton, I would say that she looks like a fly. Or a deformed Mexican fairy.*
But somehow, Kylie pulls it off. She was just blessed with one of those faces that’s strong enough to carry a dress like this.
Seriously, though, kids, this is a Kylie-Minogue-only dress. Do NOT try this at home.
*No offense intended. I love Mexicans. Taco Bell is my favorite!
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She so looks like a trannie. All that botox and cheek implants are making her look so weird.
Hey, people know about Kylie in the US. TY evil beet for the informative site.
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Never mind about what she wears, Kylie is one of the most UNtalented, mediochre little twerps on the music scene. She is no Liza Minelli, no Bette Midler, no Celine Dion…….ie; if you stripped her of the outfits, (especially the feathers – who dresses her? Colonel Sanders?), took away the light shows, stopped her showing her arse at every opportunity, made her sing without technical aid, she would just be a squeaking midget that could bore the Duracel Bunny to death in minutes. That’s why fate gave her cancer, because she’s a god-damend parasitic tumour on the music industry.
YOU TALK SUCH SHIT AND ARE SO RUDE
i think Kylie looks fab what ever she wears she looks awesome
To Jayne, unfortunately the music industry is saturated with “muscians” like that nowadays.
WOW Jayne, you are an evil human being. With comments like yours, I wonder what karma will do for you? Keep being the way you are, and you will see what happens to you.
Anyway, who the fuck is comparing her to Bette Midler and Celine Dion? Only you you little cunt.
Also to the racist writer of this column, Taco Bell is American, loser.
kylie is sooooooooooooo cool
Kylie is one of the most beautiful women ever to grace the planet. – OK, she can’t sing for nuts, but who cares? You don’t have to listen to her – just LOOK!
you r so right brian i LOVE kylie minogue as well as her sister dannii and what that Jayne bitch said was so horrible and i could almost cry especially wuth that cancer bit honestly who say such a fuckin thing like that.I seriously hope she gets breast cancer and see how she bloody feels
Oh Jayne… why are you so jealous of Kylie?
Everywhere you look on the net there are women who are extremely jealous of other women. They attack the persons height, weight, looks you name it.
The cancer comment is the lowest of all. “Fate!” If fate is so fickle to punish us for pursuing our dreams then you may as well call it god.
Is there any other artist you would like fate to inflict with a life threatening disease by any chance?
To me this “Jayne” person is either one of two things 1: A rather large dog ugly fucking whore who the only people who would sleep with her are members of her own family and animals. 2: some-one who has no real concept of life as a whole there are bigger things in the world to worry about or even bitch about! than a celebrity granted some parts of the music world are what I would like to call as shit! but to wish that they all die or be punished for they’re career choices I’m an Alternative Model I choose not to blend in to what society calls normal so should I be punished for my looks and what I wear and who I am?.