How Fabulous is Kylie Minogue?
October 30th, 2007 by Evil Beet
On basically anyone else, I would go on a little tirade about the horrendousness of this dress (and the hair!). On Paris Hilton, I would say that she looks like a fly. Or a deformed Mexican fairy.*
But somehow, Kylie pulls it off. She was just blessed with one of those faces that’s strong enough to carry a dress like this.
Seriously, though, kids, this is a Kylie-Minogue-only dress. Do NOT try this at home.
*No offense intended. I love Mexicans. Taco Bell is my favorite!
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October 30th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
She so looks like a trannie. All that botox and cheek implants are making her look so weird.
October 31st, 2007 at 6:48 am
Hey, people know about Kylie in the US. TY evil beet for the informative site.
November 5th, 2007 at 10:17 am
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December 27th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
Never mind about what she wears, Kylie is one of the most UNtalented, mediochre little twerps on the music scene. She is no Liza Minelli, no Bette Midler, no Celine Dion…….ie; if you stripped her of the outfits, (especially the feathers - who dresses her? Colonel Sanders?), took away the light shows, stopped her showing her arse at every opportunity, made her sing without technical aid, she would just be a squeaking midget that could bore the Duracel Bunny to death in minutes. That’s why fate gave her cancer, because she’s a god-damend parasitic tumour on the music industry.
February 17th, 2008 at 10:01 am
YOU TALK SUCH SHIT AND ARE SO RUDE
March 11th, 2008 at 8:52 am
i think Kylie looks fab what ever she wears she looks awesome
April 8th, 2008 at 11:31 am
To Jayne, unfortunately the music industry is saturated with “muscians” like that nowadays.
June 19th, 2008 at 6:07 am
WOW Jayne, you are an evil human being. With comments like yours, I wonder what karma will do for you? Keep being the way you are, and you will see what happens to you.
Anyway, who the fuck is comparing her to Bette Midler and Celine Dion? Only you you little cunt.
Also to the racist writer of this column, Taco Bell is American, loser.
October 23rd, 2008 at 11:29 am
kylie is sooooooooooooo cool
November 13th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Kylie is one of the most beautiful women ever to grace the planet. - OK, she can’t sing for nuts, but who cares? You don’t have to listen to her - just LOOK!