How Fabulous is Kylie Minogue?
October 30th, 2007 by Evil Beet
On basically anyone else, I would go on a little tirade about the horrendousness of this dress (and the hair!). On Paris Hilton, I would say that she looks like a fly. Or a deformed Mexican fairy.*
But somehow, Kylie pulls it off. She was just blessed with one of those faces that’s strong enough to carry a dress like this.
Seriously, though, kids, this is a Kylie-Minogue-only dress. Do NOT try this at home.
*No offense intended. I love Mexicans. Taco Bell is my favorite!
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She so looks like a trannie. All that botox and cheek implants are making her look so weird.
Hey, people know about Kylie in the US. TY evil beet for the informative site.
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Never mind about what she wears, Kylie is one of the most UNtalented, mediochre little twerps on the music scene. She is no Liza Minelli, no Bette Midler, no Celine Dion…….ie; if you stripped her of the outfits, (especially the feathers - who dresses her? Colonel Sanders?), took away the light shows, stopped her showing her arse at every opportunity, made her sing without technical aid, she would just be a squeaking midget that could bore the Duracel Bunny to death in minutes. That’s why fate gave her cancer, because she’s a god-damend parasitic tumour on the music industry.
YOU TALK SUCH SHIT AND ARE SO RUDE
i think Kylie looks fab what ever she wears she looks awesome
To Jayne, unfortunately the music industry is saturated with “muscians” like that nowadays.
WOW Jayne, you are an evil human being. With comments like yours, I wonder what karma will do for you? Keep being the way you are, and you will see what happens to you.
Anyway, who the fuck is comparing her to Bette Midler and Celine Dion? Only you you little cunt.
Also to the racist writer of this column, Taco Bell is American, loser.
kylie is sooooooooooooo cool
Kylie is one of the most beautiful women ever to grace the planet. - OK, she can’t sing for nuts, but who cares? You don’t have to listen to her - just LOOK!
you r so right brian i LOVE kylie minogue as well as her sister dannii and what that Jayne bitch said was so horrible and i could almost cry especially wuth that cancer bit honestly who say such a fuckin thing like that.I seriously hope she gets breast cancer and see how she bloody feels