Lydia Hearst Has Awful Judgment
October 29th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Model/heiress Lydia Hearst and on-and-off boyfriend Cisco Adler have gone and got matching tattoos! How does this guy land chicks like this??? This is the same guy who’s hooked up with Mischa Barton and Paris Hilton, among others.
They each got a skeleton key design engraved on them early last week, before showing up in costume (she as Wonder Woman, he in drag) to a tequila-soaked pre-Halloween bash at Los Angeles nightclub Hyde.
“Lydia cryptically said that they are a symbol of a new way of life,” a friend explained.
Money can buy all the skeleton key tattoos in the world, but I guess it still can’t buy class.
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October 29th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Cisco Adler must have sold his soul and the only visible downside was a low slung nutsack. There is no other logical explaination.
October 29th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Or maybe he found the only copy of “The Universal Index to Women Who REALLY Like Teabagging.”