La Lohan Might Actually Make It Into the New Year Sober
October 29th, 2007 by Evil Beet
“Lindsay will no longer be hosting New Year’s Eve in Las Vegas.”
This message comes from her rep, who says Lindsay has backed out of her hosting engagement at Vegas nightclub LAX. The rep says Linsday “continues to focus on her work and sobriety.”
You know what?
Fuck yeah, Linds.
Way to take care of yourself.
I still love you. I always will. But I have someone else now. Her name’s Britney. We support each other now. I’ll be okay, Linds. I can get through this. We can. Me and Britney.
Run, baby girl. Leave me here. Save yourself.
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I like the rusty shade she is. Does she have a certain rust-lined pipe she likes to slide down in or does she spray rust directly on herself? (I am glad she’s staying sober. Brit twit is enough of a mess for all of Hollywood.)