Scott Storch: Like If You Put Sunglasses on a Penis

October 27th, 2007 by Evil Beet


Scott Storch and Eve

A flaccid, pale penis.

Seriously. This guy just has “I’m a penis” written all over him. It’s unsettling.

At a birthday party in Miami Beach with Eve.


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2 Responses to “Scott Storch: Like If You Put Sunglasses on a Penis”

  1. Anonymous says:

    hahahahaahahhaa so true

  2. bondage says:

    Really.. I thought it was ‘I’m a douchebag’ :)

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