Um, I Think the Bees from Renee Zellweger’s New Movie Got to Her Face
October 25th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Poor Renee.
You think you’re dealing with cartoon bees, and it’s all fun and games until they sting you all over your face and make you look like this.
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She looks slightly doped up and forced to be there to me. Unfortunate that she chooses to highlight big red cheeks, that make her narrow eyes dissappear into slits.. blotched makeup that doesn’t flatter her features and regular skin tone.. and a hairstyle and hair color unsuitable for her ‘very ruddy complexion’ too. As for the dress.. you want to pluck her clean or sit her in a corner to finish molting.
Thank goodness she’s an exceptional actress. Send her a beet T-shirt to match her face.
She looks like she’s on Crystal Meth or a whole lotta Coke, and not the cherry kind. Her skinny body tells me that she’s been addicted to one of those drugs for quite a while now. He hair looks like a blonde Tom Cruise/Suri disaster.
in the first picture she looks a bit like a man impersonating Nicole Kidman.