Britney Puts Down the Cigarette for Long Enough to Pick Up Her Kid
October 24th, 2007 by Evil BeetThe margarita, too!
We’re seeing a real turnaround here, people!
You go get ‘em, Britters!
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October 24th, 2007 at 7:53 am
I wonder if she remembers their names?
October 24th, 2007 at 8:44 am
She’s sooooo bored and humoring them for a moment. “See the toy babies? Now let Carmen push you and Mommy will get a sip and smoke and be right back. “Those boots were made for slutting not attending to active small children.
October 24th, 2007 at 9:18 am
Ice pick lobotomy followed by an enima. That outa do the trick.
December 12th, 2007 at 10:28 am
of course she remmebers theyre names u asshole she is a perferct parent