The JK Rowling Nip Slip That Almost Was
October 17th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Just when you thought anyone was immune from the nip-slip seeking eyes of the paparazzi, we get these shots of Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling at a reading at Hollywood’s Kodak Theater, where her dress slipped down and revealed her bra.
Rowling blushed and quickly recovered from the incident.
I want to tell you all that I did pause briefly before writing this article, and I thought to myself, “Is this what my life has come to? Am I actually going to exploit a photo of the bra of a respected author, when this incident was obviously a total accident and in no way a Lohan-style publicity play? Am I going to make sure to include terms like “nip slip” and “breast” in the photo titles, so as to maximize search traffic? Is this actually how I’m using my Master’s degree?”
The answer, my friends, is yes. Yes to all of it.
And I think I speak for all of us when I implore the paparazzi: Now where’s our Condoleezza Rice nip slip?
Get on it, guys!
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is all this excitment over 2 photos of a bra???? my god you lot must of lived a sheltered life…..
nice boobs
Obviously you have never savoured the excitement of a breast brush, inadvertent undie flash during a leg crossing, or any of the other tantalizing peeks. This has nothing to do with a sheltered life, this has everything to do with one’s imagination and the time honored sideways glance at a forbidden fruit. You need to get out more.
this is so stupid it was an accident and the who wrote thid article is a pig!!!! she is a great author and you had no right to write an article like that, however when i found albus dumbledore was gay, i laughed so hard i almost wet my pants.
Joe, are you a parody of yourself?
Love how the Brits love to dis the U.S and it’s citizens at every opportunity. Go have some tea or something instead please.
who the hell argues on the internet?
i heart fucking pussses and anisses if u agree say “fuck me please”
assesandvagina, do you have any idea what you are saying, constructive dialogue is great, mindless drivel is, well, just that, mindless drivel. The disucssion is erotica, a nipple slip or upskirt shot is just that, erotica in a mild form. You on the other hand are just spewing mindless drivel. I would not resort to saying “fuck me please” to you, just, “fuck you”
I’m unclear on the problem here– She’s a British MILF with great literary prowess.. Why are any of you protesting those of us who wish to see more of her womanly goodness?
All I can say to that Mike is, cheers!
fuck yoo too
Hey anonymous, was that witty come back meant for me, or some other blogger sharing their opinion, quite frankly it is people like you that give the net a bad name, profanity is the surest sign of a weak mind.
lets be serious every guy on this site would motorboat those funbags
j.k rowling u fuckkkk just fuck your mother
This bitch is old and ugly
Dear EVERYBODY
seriously people, stop bitching, yeah she’s a great author, but what makes her any better than anyone else in this gallery?
you shouldn’t be shitting yourselves just because J.K. is on here, its not like shes the only one thats had a random slip be exploited, hell it happens all the time to other celebrities, but are you fliing out about them? no. its not like this changes anything at all. chill the fuck out.
Ppl, why are you all bringing this crap on her? For all you guys who thinks she’s ‘hot’, she already has a husband, so burn! And, I agree with Con, I’m not going to say anything bad about you people, you all really should find something better to do then give crap on JKR. She’s a wonderful woman, I would give anything to meet her. And I’m in Canada, we don’t find this stuff ‘funny’ or as you people put it ‘a joke’. So, just shut it and go find something better to do. I dunno… go give crap to somebody your own size. You all are just jealous because she’s famous and has a carrier. Maybe yall should get one yourselves and be famous! I love JK Rowling. I don’t really have a role model, but she is really awesome and crap to you people who hate her. I’m 13 years old. I don’t believe people should really have role models but they shouldn’t give crap to people who are trying to live their lives!
I personally agree with all the people AGAINST this!!! This is rude and unfair and Jo didn’t do anything to you!!! “Yes to all of it?” WHAT KIND OF CONSCIENCE IS YOUR HEAD?????
she is my role model and her books are translated in a bazillion different languages and she is one of the most inspiring, respected people in the world. i will pray that you come into your right mind and delete this.
losers, maybe, but at least we care that Jo is being picked on for no reason!!!! im American too and i agree with all the ppl AGAINST this. (sorry i dont feel like looking up your names)
shes got a husband, so get over it. go find yourself a girlfriend and make out with her. leave Jo alone.
she is my fav author and no amount of gossip will change that.
it happens!!!! its not her fault!!!!! i personally think that God did that on purpose so peeps will stick up for her!! and yes im a Christian. i dont swear i dont lie i dont do any of that. make fun of me, i dont care. shut up and go get a life. whoever made this is just a freak and they are a pervert too.
someday this will come back and bite you. im warning u, feel some remorse.
FREAKS
ur a bunch of geeky knobs trying to come across like u have something important and relevant to say, its jk’s baps..thats about it
Yawn!!!
i really need agirl
nice_live1984@hotmail.com
can you please show some pussy please or a lil bit more
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At Last !!!! She produces something better than Harry Potter!!!
really??? go for someone younger. she is damn old. and i love her books.