Tara Conner and Talan Torriero????
OMG!
THIS GIRL MUST BE DRINKING AGAIN!!!!
Mess USA Tara Conner was spotted entering and leaving Hyde with Laguna Beach alum Talan Torriero, who was once briefly engaged to Kim Stewart.
Does this kid have a 12-inch dick?
Seriously, what the fuck is up with this? He’s not that attractive, people. He looks kinda like a goober to me.

October 17th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
A fugly goober.
October 18th, 2007 at 4:25 am
Oh Man he was such a NANCY BOY on LB too. TALAN… he was also spotted with the Nicole Scherzinger from Pussy Cat Dolls too on the beach.
who knows maybe they’re drawn together because both their names start with “T”
October 20th, 2007 at 10:44 am
DUDE MUST BE HUNG LIKE A SHETLAND PONY.
October 20th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Or maybe hung like an infant. He looks like a Ken doll reject to me.
October 20th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
I’m happy for Tara, she’s going to be in show business for a long time.
February 6th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
dude i know Talan personally and he does have a huge dick- his dad really does have a 12 inch dick!
March 18th, 2008 at 10:38 am
yo talan was sick on laguna beach he looks like a fag now, but dem chicks must have seen him on da show and bin like dang that nigga fine as h ell!
August 27th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
Talan was caught suckin on little boys peckers, etc., etc.