Stephen Colbert is Running for President

October 16th, 2007 by Evil Beet


Stephen Colbert to Seek United States Presidency

The host of The Colbert Report announced his candidacy on his show Tuesday night.

“I shall seek the office of the President of the United States,” he said. “After nearly 15 minutes of soul-searching, I have heard the call.”

Colbert 2008!!!


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5 Responses to “Stephen Colbert is Running for President”

  1. Margo says:

    I liked him better in Strangers With Candy!

  2. sammi says:

    there is no way!

  3. Lindsay says:

    Wait…really?! Fuck, why did I fall asleep during the middle of the Daily Show last night?!

  4. Evil Beet says:

    Lindsay, no, he did it on The Colbert Report.

  5. Shhh! says:

    He should have run against Bush. Idda voted for his ass for shizzle.

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