I Want to Eat at All the Restaurants The Hills Kids Eat At

October 16th, 2007 by Evil Beet


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Does anyone else notice that whenever they have their fabulous little lunches and dinners, the food always comes a mere 30 seconds after Lauren sits down?

She doesn’t even have to order!

They just know.

Seriously. Lauren shows up to meet Jen Bunny. Thirty seconds later, so does her sandwich. Jen shows up to meet Heidi. Thirty seconds later, so do her eggs. No ordering, no waiting, no nothing. Do you know how long it takes me to get a sandwich in Hollywood? Sometimes it takes 10 minutes just to get someone to take my order! Maybe if I had a film crew with me …

Could they possibly film these meetings in, like, someone’s apartment? So that it’s not so painfully, painfully obvious that this show’s scripted?


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25 Responses to “I Want to Eat at All the Restaurants The Hills Kids Eat At”

  1. JK says:

    This is one ugly slut

  2. Tiago says:

    Well a lot has to do with editing, if you look closely you can see time has elapsed, so they do have to wait for their food. Of course it’s only a thirty minute show and if waiting or food was part of the show, then the 30 minutes would be up.

  3. lola says:

    not her fault shes so pretty its the waiters they want to feed her first !! yes it is retarded but its not her fault !!

  4. Lauren says:

    Whoever wrote this article is fucking retarded. If you knew anything. You would know that they edit ANY show when they make one. And the show is not called, “The Restaurants- Watch Lauren and her friends wait for their what seems to be never coming food!” damn. Lauren is amazing! If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all! :P

  5. samantha says:

    hahaha wow. complete moron this person is. i hope they are joking.

    its called editing… people these days.

  6. Kristin says:

    The camera crew follows the show’s stars around and films hours upon hours of them living their daily lives. Then the footage gets taken back to the studio and edited. Since it’s obvious you’re completely clueless, I’ll explain editing to you.. They take all the hours of footage that they shot and cut out the unimportant parts (like waiting for food to come in a restaurant) so that they can fit all the important parts into a half hour show.
    Did you seriously think they just shoot for a half hour and that’s what we get?
    Or are you like 11 years old or younger so maybe you’ve never learned the concept of editing??

  7. allie says:

    hahahahaha

  8. Bridget says:

    I am sure I’m not the only person that senses sarcasm in this article. While everyone should realize that there is editing in the show, is it at all strange that the conversations that we see, never seem to skip a beat?? Hmm maybe thats what this author is trying to get across!!!

  9. Mariana says:

    Poo qero isso em portuguees!
    ;)

    hahahaha

    kisseeees…..

  10. Happy Chappy says:

    Okayy We All Kno The Hills Isnt Completley Real Life :) But The Show Is For Teenagers And It Is A Good Show !!! AnyOne Tht Calls LC Ugly Are Blind Or Stupid

  11. Irene says:

    Hey I want to be like her!!!!…. she is so beautiful!!!!!…. :)

  12. sara says:

    lauren is so beautiful

  13. Alice says:

    you mug.. you can’t actually be serious?! it’s so blindingly obvious that the whole show is edited and pre-written!

  14. jake says:

    omg she is sooooooooo HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. amber says:

    it seems to me as though some people are taking television a little too seriously… it’s enjoyable to watch – if it wasn’t, you wouldn’t watch it and would therefore have no complaints.

    maybe you should think about taking the show with a pinch of salt instead of an attitude.

  16. bodes x says:

    laurens hot! yeah as every one else said it’scalled editing!
    even though we all wish it was real…waiting like an hour for food is not cool! yeah any one who says LC is ugly your ugly!
    and blind! and she is cool!:) weeel aaaannnyways x

  17. melissa :) says:

    youre a douche bag

  18. Anonymous says:

    i love lauren conrad:)

  19. omidaiz hi says:

    bahaha, i loved this article!
    people are taking it way to personal ‘i love lauren etc’
    your wicked, keep your articles coming!

  20. Chelsey says:

    Whatever… If I was rich and famous I’d have my “people” tell the restaurant what to make and when I’d be ariving… And don’t anyone hate on LC she’s fucking beautiful and you all know it!

  21. Your mom says:

    WOW it’s call editing. duh

  22. Jen says:

    it’s called editing! of course they wait for their food, but why are they gunna show that,, the show only goes for 20 minutes!! ffs

  23. ~*~ac~*~ says:

    I’m soing a report on lauren conrad because we had to pick somone we admire and i was wondering if anyone knew a site that had info on her

  24. babymc says:

    OMG you are so stupid
    if you havent noticed they edit shows
    if they just have one show on someone
    going out for dinner or lunch then that
    would take up all the time
    your dumb think a little…
    -baby mc =)

  25. Anonymous says:

    you’re a fucking retard

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