Clay Aiken to Appear in Broadway’s “Spamalot,” Still Inexplicably Not Out of the Closet

October 16th, 2007 by Evil Beet


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Dude.

You’re doing Broadway.

You said the following:

“I really couldn’t have asked for a more wonderful group of people to work with. Let’s not lie, the chance to work with legendary creative minds like Mike Nichols and Eric Idle is, on its own, a reason to jump at this opportunity.”

Seriously, buddy? Why didn’t you just say:

“I really couldn’t be any gayer. Let’s not lie, I know who Mike Nichols and Eric Idle are, and that makes me so unbelievably gay. Like, they may as well call it Spankalot. Or, like, Analpenetrationalot. I’m that gay.”

Clay kicks off his Broadway run on January 18, playing one of the play’s leads, Sir Robin.


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6 Responses to “Clay Aiken to Appear in Broadway’s “Spamalot,” Still Inexplicably Not Out of the Closet”

  1. Skye says:

    HAHAHAHAHAH! Oh! Oh, it hurts! HAHAHAHAHA!

  2. Evilbeettheloser says:

    Aiken’s already made his millions. How funny to see losers like you playing the ‘gay’ card. Is that all you got? Come on. Guess you’re nothing compared to Aiken. hahahahahaha loser!!!

  3. gracie says:

    Let it go already. Grow up..

  4. joy says:

    At least you used a nice picture.;-)

    He’ll be excellent in the role…good comedic timing and decent singing opportunities.

  5. J. Babs says:

    The gay stuff is old gossip and dismissed by people who have taken the time to get to know Clay (UNICEF ambassador, member of President’s task force for people with disabilities, founder of the Buble//Aiken foundation for children with disabilities, and participant in many charity fundraisers). Before passing judgment why not wait and see how he does in Spamalot, unless you think you know more than MIKE NICHOLS!

  6. Anonymous says:

    Yeeeah, not knowing who Eric Idle isn’t being non-gay. It’s pretty fucking retarded.

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