Welcome to the Mugshot Club, Britney
October 15th, 2007 by Evil Beet
No, that’s not her mugshot, it’s just a pic of her goofing around on Monday. We should have the mugshot by Tuesday morning.
Britney Spears turned herself in to the Van Nuys jail today, where she has an outstanding warrant for her hit and run earlier this summer.
According to LAPD:
“At approximately 9:25 PM Miss Britney Spears checked into the Van Nuys County Jail for a court ordered booking. She was put through standard booking procedures which included booking photographs, fingerprinting and collection of information. Britney was at all time cooperative in the process. She was there approximately 45 minutes.”
The four mugshots of the apocalypse have all arrived.
Lindsay, Paris, Nicole and Britney.
Dakota Fanning, darling, we’re waiting for you. And we’re bloggers; we have nothing better to do. We can wait as long as it takes, dear.
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Oh, my darling, your cruel sense of humor never fails to make me smile… Why wait on Dakota.. We have the young teenagers who have yet to fall. And also, let’s not forget the younger Spears…
Don’t hold your breath waiting for Dakota, mate. The girl actually has a normal loving family unlike those other biotches.
“The four mugshots of the apocalypse” OMG! I didn’t see it coming. LOL. Too funny, Evil One!
It’s a Grand Slam, bitches.
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i love britney spears