See? It’s Sexy Because a Carrot Is Like a Penis. It’s Like I’m Sucking on Your Penis. If Your Penis Were This Carrot.
October 15th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Jesus Christ, Kim.
Easy on the teeth, girl.
At LA Fashion Week.
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I really see no need for her to advertise any further. That “ho” ship has sailed.
whore…
thanks beet! this has been a shitty ass day – and that headline made me crack up!
on a side note, let’s hope for the men in her life that she doesn’t bite down on them like she is on that carrot – because that carrot is like a penis – or so i’ve been told. :)
Can she take one goddamned picture where she doesn’t look like a whore? She’s either pouting her lips or sticking out her ass or pretending to fellate things. What the F does she do when a microphone is shoved in her face? Lick the tip? She probably does that.
mmmmm I’m in Love :)
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-_- That is…shitty.
i am a neek with a calculator for a chin (i have a dog called sanjeev)
I love what you’ve said about me except for you stupid ass haters! Sucking on a carrot is a lot sexier than you think. Trust me. Especially when you have it on tape. I love me and guess what? I’m a lesbian and here is my # for those who wanna do me……818-428-6073
CALL ME SEXY ASS WOMEN!,
Kim Kardashian
I love what you’ve said about me except for you stupid ass haters! Sucking on a carrot is a lot sexier than you think. Trust me. Especially when you have it on tape. I love me and guess what? I’m a lesbian and here is my # for those who wanna do me……818-428-6073
CALL ME SEXY ASS WOMEN!,
Kim Kardashian
whose the girl?
is she single and wana fuck?
i have a massive chin some people call me the crimson chin
do u wanna fuck my dick is 1cm on boner and i am circumcised
i will fuck you kim but i have a really small penis so it’s about the same size as that carrot
hi im a lesbian to and if u wanna meet up sum time and have a threesome with that aaron vas guy here is my number:0208-372-9163
Hey Helen I am lesbian as well and I love bocating and using dildos if you want to meet up here’s my number 07924 087 7654
Hi just me again im feelin really horny rite now so Nicole and kim oh yeah and vas lets meet up in mitcham at my house ok I have a collection of dildos luv helen
ill fuck u two both a spray spicy cum all over u lezbo’s
HELEN I WANT 2 FUK YOU WITH A STRAP ON SOOO BADLY LEADY AND I WANT TO SUCK YOUR MINGE
I just love sexy ladies like you babe, i smoke weed everyday, just thought i’d let you guys know
do i care if ya wanna ruin ur life on drgs i just wanna have horny sex with loads of dildos
you look like the mum i never had………
Call me 09236897588
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allow aaron vas
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hi aaron vas you wanna hook up some time if you do Call me 09236897588
oi aaron if you wanna come down my area (elephant and castle) and smoke some weed then that would be really fun ok
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oi aaron if you wanna come down my area (elephant and castle) and smoke some weed then that would be really fun ok
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