See? It’s Sexy Because a Carrot Is Like a Penis. It’s Like I’m Sucking on Your Penis. If Your Penis Were This Carrot.

October 15th, 2007 by Evil Beet


Kim Kardashian Eats a Carrot

Kim Kardashian Sucks on a Carrot

Jesus Christ, Kim.

Easy on the teeth, girl.

At LA Fashion Week.


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99 Responses to “See? It’s Sexy Because a Carrot Is Like a Penis. It’s Like I’m Sucking on Your Penis. If Your Penis Were This Carrot.”

  1. lol says:

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  2. lol says:

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  5. WTF? says:

    Beet. Umm, I think lol is stroking out.

  6. lol says:

    no WTF? ur mum is a dirty lezbian whore

  7. Jesse Donald says:

    I LOVE DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Ney says:

    WTF happened here? Beet put some order here, would ya?

  9. i hav to admit.. she does look like a whore,hoe,and slut.. haha

  10. JustChris says:

    Kim does not belong with “normal” celebrities. She’s slutty and made a sex tape, and this is her fame. So she should be hanging out with the porn industry, not hollywood.

  11. jessica says:

    im a lesbian and if any of you are think sticking a bannana in your vagina is so awesome and pleasing so try it dont be afraid

  12. jessica says:

    im so horny im sexy so if any of you wanna fuck me just keep writen on this page and tell me you are and ill write back well find a way sexy bitches im lesbo just to tell you

  13. sydney says:

    guys stop saying all those means things about her.
    just let her be.

  14. brian says:

    ur sexy
    i luv black people
    u no wot if i could jst take all the black people in the world and just set them free i would just do that
    jessica i had this fatal injury on saturday in tooting
    oh well im horny

    FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

  15. vas says:

    i luv cocks

  16. brian says:

    why are u disrespecting this beautiful woman
    who is vas i will beat u up
    eh eh cya

  17. brian says:

    and i ment wot i sed about those black people

  18. rubii says:

    whats wrong with staying healthy and eating a carrot? i do it all the time

  19. brian says:

    shut your mouth man
    your a neek
    i luv afrika and that beautiful woman
    i want 2 fuk her

  20. THAE OFF THAT DRESS AND PUT ON THAT BIRTHDAY SUIT CUZ I WANNA FUCK U ALL NIGHT

  21. tony says:

    WoW here….
    GUys you’ll love it
    The Last Hottest Video of Kim Kardashian i came across
    Hey guys i was totally shoked to seee that>
    It is REALLY WORTH SEENG >>>>>
    http://kim-kardashian-sex-tapes.blogspot.com
    Enjoy

  22. vas says:

    im suk off indian goats and will rape brain with spicy curry

  23. mutobo from zulu says:

    brian dis is your uncle how was your trip fro kenya on dsat raffed up boat with ur uncle and your goats i have a spear waiting 4 you when u back from britain

  24. mutobo from zulu says:

    eh eh listen boi i will beat if u dont come back our enemies the tutu tribe are raping us zulu zulu zulu

  25. vas says:

    ill suk tutu cock

  26. mohandeh says:

    how r u doin vas

  27. paki says:

    aaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sinbad will get u

  28. Nicole Adams says:

    hey i think kim Kardashian is a slut and i would obviosly have a lezbain night out with her.My name is nicole and i love pussy:):):}
    I would love to lick out lezbian pussy all day xxx
    I love to squirt aswell call me ladies and we can have rugmunching night out!!!!!!!!
    i love a big dildos are having 3somes with other lezbains!!!! ;)

  29. Katie Southfield says:

    hello Nicole,you sound like a active lady,i would love to meet you,
    my email is KS_Loveseduction@yahoo.com
    Im really interested in licking you out nicole :) :) ;)
    plz reply xxx

  30. Nicole Adams ;) says:

    katie i would love to meet up and do somthing ;)
    ill send you a email with my things on it,you sound intersting and veryt attractive. i would love to do things to you like giving you the best orgasm ever.hey bbz we better meet up quick and suck out each other.
    i enjoy havin 69 sex bbz xxx
    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  31. Sweetheart909 says:

    dum you look so fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!my friend said to ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk him .Your sooooooooooooo fine and HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  32. sandy says:

    Hi People! You gonna see it!!! I have finded Kim Kardashian Sex Video on the Internet!
    I have never seen her in that way, it should be great scandal!!

    http://VlDEO-YAHOO.COM/vid.php?v=Kim+Kardashian+Sex+Tape

    Attention! Adult content! only 18+!!!

  33. vas says:

    I WANNA MAKE A SEX TAPE WITH YOU SANDY AND I WILL SPICE YOU UP

  34. captain sinbad says:

    arrrrrrrr

    im a pirate

    who is aaron vas?

    he sounds like a g

  35. shithead says:

    ill suck ur shitface and lick the shit off

  36. shithead says:

    ill poop in ur mouth captain sinbad

  37. shithead says:

    ill shit in ur moth sinbad and ull regret u fucked the pirated of the carrbian

  38. LOLZIPAN says:

    VAS SHUT THE FUCK UP

  39. DSL says:

    dick sucking lips

  40. vas says:

    hu u telling shut the fuk up i will cut up open and shit down ur throat u zulu scum

  41. Kim I want u to lay on me upside down while I eat u out and u suck ma dick then u`ll get up and ride ma dick after we can do it doggy style when u get tired i`ll tie u up make u open ur legs and fuck u until u squirt all in ma mouth the i`ll cum in ur puss puss

  42. 24nicher says:

    fuck you all sad looking gross people

  43. Killumina-pussy says:

    FCUK!!!!! FCUK!!!! FCUK!!!!!

  44. sunny says:

    she is so hot to handle she got a sexy ass mannnnnnnnnnnn….

  45. Ashleyyy says:

    hey nicoleee…u sexxyyy…lesbo’s kik fuckinn asss<3
    I would love to lick out lezbian pussy all day wit u xxx
    I love to squirt as well call me nicole, and we can have rugmunching night out!!!!!!!!yummm

  46. jesus pirate says:

    wow, weird .u r nuts.anyone from so.cal.?

  47. hannah says:

    im really sexy
    my boyfriend just licked my ass

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