How Many Machine Guns Does One Person Actually Need?
October 15th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Mazel tov to T.I., who won two BET awards mere hours after being arrested for paying his bodyguard to purchase multiple machine guns for him, without registering them. T.I. cannot legally purchase the guns because he is a convicted felon. And no one in this country can legally purchase a gun without registering it.
T.I. was taken into custody in a shopping center parking lot where federal officials said he planned to pick up machine guns and silencers he had his bodyguard buy for him.
The arrest Saturday resulted from an investigation that began this month when a federal firearms licensee contacted the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives about a man inquiring about buying a machine gun without registering the weapon as required by law, according to a criminal complaint filed Saturday in U.S. District Court in Atlanta.
After trying to buy several machine guns from an undercover ATF agent, the unnamed person began cooperating with the government and said he was buying the machine guns and silencers for Clifford Harris, T.I.’s given name, the complaint said. According to the bodyguard, he had bought about nine firearms for T.I., and the rapper had given him cash to buy guns four different times, it said.
Harris brokered the deals through the bodyguard because he is a convicted felon, the complaint alleged. It is against federal law for a convicted felon to have another person get firearms on their behalf.
Okay, seriously, in my sheltered little LA Beach Cities life, I can’t imagine ever having a use for even a single machine gun. I guess I can understand how someone from a very different background — whose best friend was killed in a shoot-out last year — might want to have a single machine gun. But multiple machine guns? What on earth is one person going to do with multiple machine guns? I mean, could you really even fire them both at the same time? I know it happens in the movies, but in reality, wouldn’t the force of it push a grown man to the ground? And how could you ever use more than two? Are you going to fire one with your toes? Hold it between your thighs and hope your penis can reach? And who are you shooting at that you need, like, four machine guns? The entire cast of Tekken? I don’t get it, kids. I just don’t get it.
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Okay, seriously, in my sheltered little Midwestern life, I can’t imagine ever having a use for even a Porsche or Ferrari. I guess I can understand how someone from a very different background — whose best friend was killed in a low speed car accident last year — might want to have a single Porsche. But multiple Porsches? What on earth is one person going to do with multiple Porsches? I mean, could you really even drivee them both at the same time? I know it happens in the movies, but in reality, wouldn’t the force of its accelleration push a grown man to the ground? And how could you ever use more than two? Are you going to drive one with your toes? Hold it between your thighs and hope your penis can reach the pedals? And where are you drivinging at that you need, like, four turbo Porsches? Malibu? PCH? I don’t get it, kids. I just don’t get it.
yea i don’t think my husband sould be put in jail .
yeah he’s got a big penis
he’s got a big penis lol
Man i don’t care what nobody say if he saw his friend get shot then heck yeah i would buy multiple machine guns and plus the bodyguard was getting sum for him self bacause he didin’t want to get shot up like nobody else did. Why do police half to mess with the hottest man alive… ALL HATERS GO TO HELL
that
ain’t right the body guards a snitch
T.i. had every right, police just like to mess up everything & ruin it all.
Can you really put the hottest guy alive away in jail? NO, you can’t.
There will be more crimes without him on da streets, hes fine as anything!
hes so hot why would yu ever even think about him in jail!?
he is my soul mate i am goin to marry him and stick with him forever.
daammn ti is fiiinnnee as hell swear down lol
Dude i dont care what any body says u will never be a criminal in my book and as long as u rap or do what u do i will bend over back words for u REST IN PEACE PIMP C ….stay out of trouble ………………
yeh..stay outta trouble ti<–to sexy for dat
yeh..stay outta trouble ti<–too sexy for dat
that bodyguard IS a real snitch in trut!!!….snitching!!!<—stamp dat out!!!
DNT DO HIM LIKE DAT MAN I LUV HIM
The first reply was great! Why do all the other respondants write as if they are retarded.
Note to all rap artists: just because it is a pistol, nickel/gold plated, or concealable does not mean it is called a “nine”
PS. bullets are loaded into a MAGAZINE not a “clip” (unless you are referring to an M1 Garand or some other old school rifle)
damn fine as a line yeh i know he’s ma husband but yee na …. he deserves 2 go to jail!
hes sexy. i like him alot
i am gay
this is mah husband and i really dont he should be in jail he had every right 2 do wat he did soo YALL KAN GO 2 HELL
this is mah husband and i really dont he should be in jail he had every right 2 do wat he did soo YALL KAN GO SOMEWHERE REAL TALK
ti to fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to be in jail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so the police need to pipe down and get off his case!!!!!!!!
maan he’s sexy
in a parralell world we would be the original badd sexy couple. i would pleasure him all day and night nd carry his babies.
awww thats hoot
I’m curious… what is the definition of “hoot”?
And what the hell is with all you idiots spelling shit wrong? Do you think that makes you look cool? I assure you, it’s more of a testament to the failing inner-city public school system. You should get acquainted with a guy named Webster… he wrote a book some time back. It might do you stupid fucks some good.
who ever the fuck the peson under his picture is need to shut the fuck up……………….oh dumb stupid ugly ass hoe…….i understand why he needed all the fuckin guns he had…….bitch do you stay in the hood?………………i didnt think so but i do……..so motherfuck you…………….with a big humongous dick……………
we love you TI
T.i is mine forever<3
and i love him and i don’t
give a fuck what evry body is saying
T.i I LOVE U <333333
T.i is mine forever<3
and i want him and i don’t
give a fuck what evry body is saying
T.i I LOVE U <333333
t.i is th3 b3st r@pp3r @liv3
you “kids” are fucked!
just because he is hot doesn’t give him
the right to do anything he wants. he is a fine example for
street thugs and gang violence that kill innocent people.
U guys r fukikin retards (americans on a whole), t.i. is a siik rapper styl lot chat ber breezze
hahahahahahhahahah
ya’ll are funnnnny ..
he dont want none of ya’ll tricks ,
when hes got the main squeeze right here
yaa digg ..
this be his wifey & tings all along ,
mhmm so step back
sparkling wiggle
he is the fines thing ever in life
your mama said that
You are all retarded. Every one of you idiots who blindly support this guy can’t even spell. Its a testament to your education level and your intelligence how retarded your logic is. With your intellect, I’m surprised you’re even able to afford internet access. This idiot shouldn’t be allowed to own guns, he’s mental nutcase, as are most of you. He probably wouldn’t know how to use it, probably put the bullets in the mag backwards or something.
I DONT KNOW WHY PEOPLE HATE T.I HE IS THE HOTTEST GUY IN THE WORLD SO NO ONE MESS WID MA MAN GOT IT LUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVV YA T.I XX
I like your song dead and gone with justin tumberlake it was awsome i love it so much that i wish you will make a other one like that.