Foreshadowing

October 15th, 2007 by Evil Beet


Okay, so I got really bored on my drive home from my crazy San Diego weekend, and I decided to put on Britney Spears’ In the Zone, for old time’s sake.

I came across this track, Early Mornin’, which I realize now basically foreshadows what was going to come in the following years.

Here’s the opening line:

“Alright, I was a little late last night. Got a little messy. Can’t be like that anymore …”

And by the end she’s like “Call all your boys, call all your girls, call all your friends. Let’s do it again!”

Oh, Britney. You warned us! I’m sorry we didn’t heed your cry for help. Then again, this was the same album on which you dedicated an entire song to masturbation, so it’s possible we all just got distracted.

(And, yes, I know this isn’t the actual music video for the song. She didn’t do a video for this one, so this was the best compilation I could find on YouTube.)


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2 Responses to “Foreshadowing”

  1. Shan says:

    Honestly, is it possible for her to shape up and fly right? Has she done too much damage to recover? Is there any one out there who can teach her how to exit a car without showing the world her hooha? Or, at the very least, get her to wear panties when she’s wearing skirts and dresses?

  2. Anonymous says:

    she’s a victim of actual reality. can’t you see the programming.

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