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Everyone in This Photo is Totally Sober

October 15th, 2007 by Evil Beet


Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson, Cheri Oteri at Brett Ratner’s Visions of Hollywood

The woman on the far right?

Is Cheri Oteri.

Yeah. That Cheri Oteri.

So weird.

At a GQ party for Brett Ratner’s “Visions of Hollywood.” Pete Wentz hosted.


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13 Responses to “Everyone in This Photo is Totally Sober”

  1. click, click, here i am. says:
    October 15, 2007 at 7:02 am

    harmless. just a girl on the town. love.

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  2. Margo says:
    October 15, 2007 at 10:27 am

    Um, if this is the Saturday Night Live cheerleader Cheri Oteri then WTF happened? Her face is cut up like a Plastic Surgeon Gone Wild Video.

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  3. judy says:
    October 15, 2007 at 1:46 pm

    Jessica looks spun, not intoxicated. Her pupils are like whoa.

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  4. JenJen says:
    October 16, 2007 at 12:46 pm

    Now THAT’S how you do, punk in drublic!!

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  5. Len says:
    November 3, 2007 at 10:05 pm

    Cheri looks so young.

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  6. allison says:
    December 13, 2007 at 7:44 pm

    ewww.

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  7. emobabyinlove13 says:
    January 1, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    jessica looks like a vampire with her teeth but shes way pretty! lol poor ashlee jessica is better than u

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  8. Diana says:
    April 23, 2008 at 11:34 am

    JESSICA LOOKS UGLY ASHLEE LOOKS CUTE EVEN IF SHE LOOKS ALL DRUNK
    I DONT THINK DERE SOBER DO

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  9. KEWLKEVIN says:
    May 5, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    Ash has a nice ass rite there

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  10. KEWLKEVIN says:
    May 5, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    i mean cheri

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  11. brooke says:
    June 14, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    this isnt the best pic of cheri. i miss her in snl i still watch it 2day and i still think the yrs. withh her and chris kattan were the best. i had the biggest crush on chris and still do but still i cant beleive that is cheri. im mad now. jessica looks the best in that pic.

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  12. Marie says:
    July 30, 2008 at 10:41 am

    Cheri Oteri: Always the true “Spartan,”
    “uh,huh, uh, huh
    uh, huh, uh,huh, uh huh!!!”

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  13. Studmuffin says:
    August 2, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    I had sex with two of the three girls in this picture, try to guess which ones

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