Ethan Hawke Has Some Serious Acne
October 13th, 2007 by Evil Beet
How old is he at this point? 58?* How is this dude still all pizza-faced?
It’s a pity that Jessica Simpson just renewed her contract with ProActiv, because they need to get their little Stanford M.D. hands on this smarty-pants.
Remember when he was in Reality Bites? How awesome was that movie? “I am not acting like anything. I am calmly reading.” I’m getting deja vu. Have I talked about this before?
Yup, I have.
Anyway, that movie was cool. Except when Ethan Hawke was kissing Winona Ryder he basically ate her face. I remember watching that at age 12 and being like, “Oh my God, that cannot be what kissing is supposed to be like.”
At the premiere of Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead in NYC.
*He’s 36.
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Uma is not making him get facials and drink his V-8..? tsk tsk!
I’m sure if he hadn’t cheated on Uma, she’d have made sure he didn’t look like a pizza.
I see four spots. Oh yeah, that’s horrible, somebody alert the press. :)
Yeah, 1 red dot above his eyebrow is hardly acne.
Type “acne” into google images…now that’s serious acne! :(
He was cool in Snow Falling on Cedars x
Well theres no cure for acne so many famous people can have acne :P
and yeah they do block it with make up? or something… ;/
Fuck, you people are so pathetic, a few red dots. How does that make a fucking difference. Hes only human, and Pro active doesnt work for everyone.
Jesus if you think that your as dumb as every other PERFECT soul who thinks that these things are as simple as just buying a $29.90 packet of Benzol Peroxide.
Fucking get a real life and stop picking up on everyone elses faults (if you could even call it a fault) and maybie focus on your own. Like how your as shallow as the rest of the media. Not that this suprises me.
THANK YOU! My words exactly. As if their skin is flawless, am I right? They just need a reason to bitch and put others down it seems like.
Right the fuck on!
“Ethan Hawke Has Some Serious Acne” youve got to be kidding.
Where is the serious acne?
Its not in this picture cause if you think THAT is serious, youve got some SERIOUS problems.
I agree with the last person, you are shallow.
I agree with the last two comments, go fucking die u pig. Pizza faced? you shallow bastard its people like you that discriminate and hate people. Learn to accept.
This is ridiculous. This man has one pimple. That is not SERIOUS acne.
I can’t beleive this post. I just came across it – i feel SO offended. How can you say he looks ‘pizza faced’ and has serious acne????? Like the other person said, acne is seriously hard to manage and eliminate. It is caused by so many things. Please dont offend us, its mindblowingly pathetic and offensive.
OMFG.. r u kidding me.. thats nothing.. only like 4 zits? omfg ppl get a life will you?
you fucking ignorant spastics! what the fuck you on about acne, theres like 1 tiny red dot thats barely visible. ’serious acne’… haha… you know nothing, i hope serious acne happens to you, for real. then you’d realise what acne is you total cretin!!!!
are you fucking kidden me you guys are blind. there is like only one dot on his face and you call that serious acne. get some fucking galsses and stop making up shit that is not even there. so next time dont say anything stupid like this. thanks
Acne can occur at various ages for various reasons. I hope you get it soon, you hateful bitch.
CUNTS – this aint acne you dumb prick
You’re all fucking idiots if you think thats acne..he has 2 spots.. he does not have ’some serious acne’ because if he did his face would be covered in it and guess what!, it isn’t. You’re all just making fools of yourself and showing people that you are very ignorant and stupid.
Hey what are u talking about this guy doesn’t have acne go get a life ….fuck off
thisis fucking gay
u fucking litle bitch, i’d like to murder u!
fuck off tou retards!!!
Well spoken everyone, well spoken :)
Clearly the author of this blog has her own obscurities, and by doing this it just gives her power; makes her feel better.
Let her talk; she’ll have karma rushing back to her eventually, in one form or another.
i fucking hate these superficial little american cunts! rich little daddys girl with no concept of real life! wrapped up in the media’s portrayal of perfection! seriously, what kind of small minded little bitch could think he has acne. Acne, i’ll fucking tell you about acne, i had it severely for about 12 years! i hope the same happens to these superficial cunts and i’d like to murder them all!
Haaaa!!! Heh Heh!!! You lot are so funny. I did think that the post was pretty ridiculous; I mean, the man has, what, 2 pimples??? But then, that’s the nature of these types of blogs/magazines: they specialize in the ’storm in a teacup’ kind of mentality and approach. And as reliably as them writing it you guys will respond with hysterical, HYSTERICAL vitriol. Ha!! But, please, don’t mind me. Carry on…it’s great. Seriously….
I agree with all the others who have commented – its hardly a serious acne problem, and even if he was covered in the dreaded reds then its no reason to take the mick – its articles like this which make thousands of people think their second class citizens for having a few zits.
REAL BEAUTY IS ON THE INSIDE
true, Emz…but i’m afraid that is just a cliche! in reality, in the real world people do treat you alot differently when you have acne severely and it can ruin your chances of success and happiness in jobs and relationships etc… i used to be a very good looking boy and people treated me with respect, like i was special! girls were all over me etc.. i was very confident, popular, outgoing, then i got really bad skin and it ruined my life and people treated me differenly and made me feel like a second class individual, like a fucking leper! i’m sorry, but in reality having bad skin has a massive affect on your life! thats why comments from ignorant cunts like that really piss me off and i hope it happens to them! i don’t want sympathy for my situation, just making point, thats all!
i hope all these cunts get severe cystic acne and it totally ruins their face so they’re never the same again! thats goes for anyone lucky enough not to get it so people are’nt so fucking thick and ignorant!!! why does it happen to good people, shuld happen to all the fucking arseholes out there like these cunts! there is no fucking GOd, fuck u all!!! die!!!!
i agree with everyone and also acne can be cured
And you wonder why people are shooting up schools all across America…Its because in todays moral lacking society you must fit a media crafted mold to be deemed acceptable. Otherwise you are shunned. You Know what that asian shot those kids at Virginia Tech? He probably had some acne on his face and kids like you called him ugly. In America we call ourselves Christians and Jews. relegions that preach equality, however we all just hypocrytical assholes who follow one doctrine; our own…”every man for himself”…We all just want to be beautiful, rich and respected. The ugly guy doesnt matter, the poor guy doesnt matter untill we ascertain these meanless things…This is why this world is so fucked.
who the fuck wrote this?
fuck! whats wrong with you? u bastard! i hope u rot in hell! i hope u get the worst case of acne ever! then u can see what its like…u sluttybitchasswhore!
this is stupid . i was looking for help for my skin problem , if this es acne ,,,,im a monster???? IDIOT
yep your a cunt
This has to be a joke… Thats not Acne. It’s a few small spots.
Google image search “Acne” There you will see real acne pictures.
well then, i think i agree with most of you… acne HAS RUINED ME , but WOULD I HAVE BEEN THE SAME WITHOUT…? No, PROBABLY BETTER ACTUALLY. I think what we are seeing is the law of natural selection; maybe looks, maybe lack of confidence because of belief or truly lack of looks, and therefore potential to be who you think you are…. anyway, no matter how you look at it it HURTS…well i guess we better fight harder then…
OMG 2 spots!..he must need treatment emediatley…
Who ever posted this is fucking retarted.
i was looking for a treatment for my acne, and i stumbled across this. if he has acne, then i have severe acne!
I don’t know how shallow you are, but i’m sure your just criticizing others to make yourself feel better about yourself.
Stop being shallow and fucking accept people for who they are, and does it really matter if he has a pimple, does it change your life???
NO! so fuck off.
Ethan is so beautiful… To me he’s a intelligent man. I love him.
I hope whoever wrote this rots in hell and gets the most severe case of acne, you sick piece of shit. Fuck you
This is not acne, morons. This is a handsome man with ONE TINY spot on his fucking handsome face. Go get a sense.
whatever bitch! you call this acne? go buy yourself a fucking life!.and Karma does exist..you dumb fuck!
Please tell me you’re kidding! “Serious acne”? That’s such an insult to people who actually have severe acne! This dude has 2 tiny spots and you’re calling it serious… tut tut.
Heaps of people get acne their whole lives at different times, it’s not just something you get when you’re 15 and then it always cures itself!
Stop being so damned critical of how he looks!
Merry Christmas.
This is Definitely not acne you freaking moron.
Wtf is up with this?
How can you call him “pizza face”?
Is this a fucking joke?
THAT’S NOT ACNE MORON !
This is Definitely not acne you freaking moron.
Wtf is up with this?
How can you call him “pizza face”?
Is this a fucking joke?
THAT’S NOT ACNE MORON !
Sometimes I dont go to school because of my acné. You calling this acné? I hope you’ll get it one day and know how it feels when everybody is watching you because of all the red marks on your face!
wow he has a ONE slight red mark on his forehead. Sombody call the medic!! How can you even write such a judgemental, vanity- filled entry? You should be feel bad for the people who suffer from acne. There’s nothing they can do about it that they havent already tried.
Do you really spend all your time critizing what people look like? There’s more to life than vanity sake.
This is one fucking handsome man.
Acne? i cant find any peeps without makeup that have no imperfections on their face so it must be normal to have atleast a few imperfections.
Get a life biatch.
(I,m from holland and here we dont judge people about acne at all :) but how spontaneous they are.
And if you are handsome without acne you are also handsome with acne ;) i know allot of people with a mind blowing awsome skin, but are just 2 ugly, and that sort of people will judge people with acne as ugly… GO FUCK YOURSELF!!)
The author of this article is a shallow twat who beats off over pictures of themself.
now u all been pathetic u got a point but uall just tryna swear and abuse for no reason alright we get ur point i think u should all take ur anger somewer else instead of lookin pathetic swearin and abusin odaz to mak the fact that u got acne seem like itz a life issue yall need to stfu and get on with ur life they are some peepz in this world with serious problems and still dont bitch lik uz do omfg GET A LIFE
ACNE wtf that is one little pimple these magazines are so fucking lame
damn yo, its people like this who make kids like me wana die. i have pretty bad acne and it has destroyed my life. even all my friends say im the best looking out of them and their serious but when i look in the mirror and see my skin i lose everything. i cant look people in the face, talk to girls, stand infront of class. its a life destroyer. only if ppl accept others for who they are not what they look like. owell its life.
This has to be a joke! He has 2 spots on his face and you say he has acne? You must be pretty damn stupid if you actually think he does! A lot of people would be more than happy to only have 2 small spots on their face, so calling him a pizza face must really make a lot of people feel like shit! We need to stop putting people down and be more accepting! After all, it’s only looks. There’s much more to a person than what’s on the outside!