Ethan Hawke Has Some Serious Acne
How old is he at this point? 58?* How is this dude still all pizza-faced?
It’s a pity that Jessica Simpson just renewed her contract with ProActiv, because they need to get their little Stanford M.D. hands on this smarty-pants.
Remember when he was in Reality Bites? How awesome was that movie? “I am not acting like anything. I am calmly reading.” I’m getting deja vu. Have I talked about this before?
Yup, I have.
Anyway, that movie was cool. Except when Ethan Hawke was kissing Winona Ryder he basically ate her face. I remember watching that at age 12 and being like, “Oh my God, that cannot be what kissing is supposed to be like.”
At the premiere of Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead in NYC.
*He’s 36.
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October 13th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Uma is not making him get facials and drink his V-8..? tsk tsk!
October 14th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
I’m sure if he hadn’t cheated on Uma, she’d have made sure he didn’t look like a pizza.
February 6th, 2008 at 9:24 am
I see four spots. Oh yeah, that’s horrible, somebody alert the press.
February 18th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Yeah, 1 red dot above his eyebrow is hardly acne.
Type “acne” into google images…now that’s serious acne!
He was cool in Snow Falling on Cedars x
March 10th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
Well theres no cure for acne so many famous people can have acne
and yeah they do block it with make up? or something… ;/
March 24th, 2008 at 6:42 am
Fuck, you people are so pathetic, a few red dots. How does that make a fucking difference. Hes only human, and Pro active doesnt work for everyone.
Jesus if you think that your as dumb as every other PERFECT soul who thinks that these things are as simple as just buying a $29.90 packet of Benzol Peroxide.
Fucking get a real life and stop picking up on everyone elses faults (if you could even call it a fault) and maybie focus on your own. Like how your as shallow as the rest of the media. Not that this suprises me.
March 24th, 2008 at 6:58 am
“Ethan Hawke Has Some Serious Acne” youve got to be kidding.
Where is the serious acne?
Its not in this picture cause if you think THAT is serious, youve got some SERIOUS problems.
I agree with the last person, you are shallow.
March 30th, 2008 at 12:21 am
I agree with the last two comments, go fucking die u pig. Pizza faced? you shallow bastard its people like you that discriminate and hate people. Learn to accept.
April 2nd, 2008 at 1:26 pm
I can’t beleive this post. I just came across it - i feel SO offended. How can you say he looks ‘pizza faced’ and has serious acne????? Like the other person said, acne is seriously hard to manage and eliminate. It is caused by so many things. Please dont offend us, its mindblowingly pathetic and offensive.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:53 pm
OMFG.. r u kidding me.. thats nothing.. only like 4 zits? omfg ppl get a life will you?
April 6th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
you fucking ignorant spastics! what the fuck you on about acne, theres like 1 tiny red dot thats barely visible. ’serious acne’… haha… you know nothing, i hope serious acne happens to you, for real. then you’d realise what acne is you total cretin!!!!
April 8th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
are you fucking kidden me you guys are blind. there is like only one dot on his face and you call that serious acne. get some fucking galsses and stop making up shit that is not even there. so next time dont say anything stupid like this. thanks
April 10th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Acne can occur at various ages for various reasons. I hope you get it soon, you hateful bitch.
April 16th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
CUNTS - this aint acne you dumb prick
April 20th, 2008 at 4:41 am
You’re all fucking idiots if you think thats acne..he has 2 spots.. he does not have ’some serious acne’ because if he did his face would be covered in it and guess what!, it isn’t. You’re all just making fools of yourself and showing people that you are very ignorant and stupid.
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:26 am
Hey what are u talking about this guy doesn’t have acne go get a life ….fuck off
April 28th, 2008 at 7:24 am
thisis fucking gay
April 29th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
u fucking litle bitch, i’d like to murder u!
May 4th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
fuck off tou retards!!!
May 15th, 2008 at 9:46 am
Well spoken everyone, well spoken
Clearly the author of this blog has her own obscurities, and by doing this it just gives her power; makes her feel better.
Let her talk; she’ll have karma rushing back to her eventually, in one form or another.
May 15th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
i fucking hate these superficial little american cunts! rich little daddys girl with no concept of real life! wrapped up in the media’s portrayal of perfection! seriously, what kind of small minded little bitch could think he has acne. Acne, i’ll fucking tell you about acne, i had it severely for about 12 years! i hope the same happens to these superficial cunts and i’d like to murder them all!
May 17th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Haaaa!!! Heh Heh!!! You lot are so funny. I did think that the post was pretty ridiculous; I mean, the man has, what, 2 pimples??? But then, that’s the nature of these types of blogs/magazines: they specialize in the ’storm in a teacup’ kind of mentality and approach. And as reliably as them writing it you guys will respond with hysterical, HYSTERICAL vitriol. Ha!! But, please, don’t mind me. Carry on…it’s great. Seriously….
May 22nd, 2008 at 6:27 am
I agree with all the others who have commented - its hardly a serious acne problem, and even if he was covered in the dreaded reds then its no reason to take the mick - its articles like this which make thousands of people think their second class citizens for having a few zits.
REAL BEAUTY IS ON THE INSIDE
May 22nd, 2008 at 3:06 pm
true, Emz…but i’m afraid that is just a cliche! in reality, in the real world people do treat you alot differently when you have acne severely and it can ruin your chances of success and happiness in jobs and relationships etc… i used to be a very good looking boy and people treated me with respect, like i was special! girls were all over me etc.. i was very confident, popular, outgoing, then i got really bad skin and it ruined my life and people treated me differenly and made me feel like a second class individual, like a fucking leper! i’m sorry, but in reality having bad skin has a massive affect on your life! thats why comments from ignorant cunts like that really piss me off and i hope it happens to them! i don’t want sympathy for my situation, just making point, thats all!
June 8th, 2008 at 8:15 am
i hope all these cunts get severe cystic acne and it totally ruins their face so they’re never the same again! thats goes for anyone lucky enough not to get it so people are’nt so fucking thick and ignorant!!! why does it happen to good people, shuld happen to all the fucking arseholes out there like these cunts! there is no fucking GOd, fuck u all!!! die!!!!
June 16th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
i agree with everyone and also acne can be cured
June 17th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
And you wonder why people are shooting up schools all across America…Its because in todays moral lacking society you must fit a media crafted mold to be deemed acceptable. Otherwise you are shunned. You Know what that asian shot those kids at Virginia Tech? He probably had some acne on his face and kids like you called him ugly. In America we call ourselves Christians and Jews. relegions that preach equality, however we all just hypocrytical assholes who follow one doctrine; our own…”every man for himself”…We all just want to be beautiful, rich and respected. The ugly guy doesnt matter, the poor guy doesnt matter untill we ascertain these meanless things…This is why this world is so fucked.
June 28th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
who the fuck wrote this?
July 4th, 2008 at 1:30 am
fuck! whats wrong with you? u bastard! i hope u rot in hell! i hope u get the worst case of acne ever! then u can see what its like…u sluttybitchasswhore!
July 12th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
this is stupid . i was looking for help for my skin problem , if this es acne ,,,,im a monster???? IDIOT
July 18th, 2008 at 6:36 am
yep your a cunt
July 23rd, 2008 at 5:49 am
This has to be a joke… Thats not Acne. It’s a few small spots.
Google image search “Acne” There you will see real acne pictures.
July 25th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
well then, i think i agree with most of you… acne HAS RUINED ME , but WOULD I HAVE BEEN THE SAME WITHOUT…? No, PROBABLY BETTER ACTUALLY. I think what we are seeing is the law of natural selection; maybe looks, maybe lack of confidence because of belief or truly lack of looks, and therefore potential to be who you think you are…. anyway, no matter how you look at it it HURTS…well i guess we better fight harder then…
August 3rd, 2008 at 9:27 am
OMG 2 spots!..he must need treatment emediatley…
August 16th, 2008 at 8:31 am
Who ever posted this is fucking retarted.
i was looking for a treatment for my acne, and i stumbled across this. if he has acne, then i have severe acne!
I don’t know how shallow you are, but i’m sure your just criticizing others to make yourself feel better about yourself.
Stop being shallow and fucking accept people for who they are, and does it really matter if he has a pimple, does it change your life???
NO! so fuck off.
August 27th, 2008 at 3:14 am
Ethan is so beautiful… To me he’s a intelligent man. I love him.
September 5th, 2008 at 5:54 am
I hope whoever wrote this rots in hell and gets the most severe case of acne, you sick piece of shit. Fuck you
September 29th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
This is not acne, morons. This is a handsome man with ONE TINY spot on his fucking handsome face. Go get a sense.
October 4th, 2008 at 12:23 am
whatever bitch! you call this acne? go buy yourself a fucking life!.and Karma does exist..you dumb fuck!
October 11th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Please tell me you’re kidding! “Serious acne”? That’s such an insult to people who actually have severe acne! This dude has 2 tiny spots and you’re calling it serious… tut tut.
Heaps of people get acne their whole lives at different times, it’s not just something you get when you’re 15 and then it always cures itself!
Stop being so damned critical of how he looks!
Merry Christmas.