Ethan Hawke Has Some Serious Acne
October 13th, 2007 by Evil Beet
How old is he at this point? 58?* How is this dude still all pizza-faced?
It’s a pity that Jessica Simpson just renewed her contract with ProActiv, because they need to get their little Stanford M.D. hands on this smarty-pants.
Remember when he was in Reality Bites? How awesome was that movie? “I am not acting like anything. I am calmly reading.” I’m getting deja vu. Have I talked about this before?
Yup, I have.
Anyway, that movie was cool. Except when Ethan Hawke was kissing Winona Ryder he basically ate her face. I remember watching that at age 12 and being like, “Oh my God, that cannot be what kissing is supposed to be like.”
At the premiere of Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead in NYC.
*He’s 36.
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how can you even call him pizza face with 3 pimples?
Are you retarded… he has 2 pimples and theyre barely even visible you single minded cunt. Get a fucking life seriously!
Wowwww OMG, he’s suuuuuuch a pizza face! You’re a freaking idiot, he has beautiful skin. 3 pimples…. big fucking deal. God… people are so judgmental.
Your an absolute tool for being so judgmental over miniscule blemishes. Hope you die a slow painful death
You suck idiot!
Omg some people the guy has like 2 pimples and shes calling him pizza face Wow SERIOUSLY u fucking dumb blonde… heres hopeing u get a million on ur face =)
Cunts like you are the reason why I want to kill myself. I’m fucking covered in acne and if this is what you think is bad, then I may as well be considered a piece of shit. Honesty, i hope you die
Whoever posted this, so what if he has pimples. YOu have them aswell on your left buttcheek. For the resto of you who say this person should die. . . He will and so will all of you so please stop posting more retarded posts like this one that I’m just typing.
how about you shut the fuck up and actually get a life? seriously, the best you can do is sit in your basement and insult a guy who was 3 fucking pimples, and otherwise great skin? i hope you get severe acne and slash your fat fucking wrists and die alone.
Where is the acne?
Whoever wrote the article on Ethan Hawk deserves to get raped by Magic Johnson.
How has he got acne?? Everyone gets spots and if you think having 3 minor spots is acne I dont know what you would consider ACTUAL acne to be. He has got GREAT skin considering the 2 or so imperfections.
die you stupid cunt
Everybody gets acne at some point or another in their life. I’m 23 and I’m still dealing with breakouts. It happens, it’s called life. You can not honestly say that you have never had a pimple of some kind, that is just uncouth and shallow. You really need to grow up.