Nobody Cares About Britney Spears’ Vagina Anymore :(
October 12th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Ah, I remember the heyday of the Britney Spears crotch shot. It was around a year ago, and word spread like wildfire: “There’s a Britney Spears crotch shot on the Internet.” All across the known universe, people ran to their computers to get a look at the Princess of Pop’s naked hoo-hoo. My own gossip blog, mere months old at that time, received over 100,000 hits each day from people searching for the photos.
And then there was another one. And another one. And another one still. There was one after her atrocious VMA performance that you probably didn’t even hear about — the world cared more about how disappointing her show was than about the fact that she hadn’t worn underwear later that night.
So you probably don’t know that there was another one on Thursday afternoon, after she left court. My blog is on the front page of a Google search for “Britney Spears crotch shot,” and, still, it’s barely had an impact on traffic. The most amusing part of this is that, of the people who do arrive at my blog from search engines, many of them having been searching for “Britney Spears crotch shot October 11.” People know they need to specify exactly which Britney Spears crotch shot they want to see, lest they be caught in a web of the 800 less recent photos of Britney Spears’ naughty bits.
Britney, honey, we’ve got the numbers to prove it: nobody cares about your vagina anymore.
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October 12th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Maybe it itches, y’all. May I suggest thongs? Oh never mind…
October 12th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Overkill sucks, innit? That’s what she gets for stooping to the lowest common denominator for publicity’s sake.
October 13th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
Ding dang you know getting a Brazilian wax is expensive and hurts, and I want you to see it before it starts to get all stubby down there again.
October 13th, 2007 at 5:25 pm
britney spearscott
October 22nd, 2007 at 7:45 pm
i love it lots
November 10th, 2007 at 10:05 pm
Maybe she can’t afford underwear with all the money she’s spending on her new car and drugs and stuff
November 12th, 2007 at 9:15 pm
what she doing on her car ?! oh no i should to be her big fans. but after i saw this. she mad me cry.
Rachel, Indonesia
November 30th, 2007 at 9:55 am
not again!! put it away!! i can smell it from here!! she needs to take lessons on how to get out a car without the whole world seein it!!
December 6th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
She really needs to tone it down a notch. I rember when she use to be hott.
December 10th, 2007 at 8:06 pm
omg.that is the hottest thing i have ever seeni wonder if i can put my dick in there.
December 13th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
i think that britney spears is a loser and she needs some help especially after she shaved her head!
December 15th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
this stuppid girl is always revealing her vagina on the streets. she really needs help.
December 19th, 2007 at 12:27 am
I heard that Britney’s sister, Jamie Lynn, is pregnant. She got preggers with her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge. My friends were talking about it…
January 3rd, 2008 at 3:19 pm
ggggg
January 9th, 2008 at 11:35 am
INCREDIBLE YOU SAY THAT, ABOUT THE BEST AND BEATIFUL
FEMENINE ORGAN IN ALL WORLD.
January 9th, 2008 at 11:36 am
INCREDIBLE YOU SAY THAT, ABOUT THE BEST AND BEATIFUL
FEMENINE ORGAN IN ALL WORLD.
February 2nd, 2008 at 5:28 am
Thanks for sharing
February 9th, 2008 at 8:32 am
I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well. But it was interesting! Look for some my links:
March 4th, 2008 at 6:10 am
u guys are stupid 4 thinkin that she’s tryin 2 show the world ……she’s like paris hilton and doesn’t wear underwear.hellooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 10th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
March 10th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
even cvs and the dollar store sell underwear so i forgot is really not an excuse unless ur a crack head
March 16th, 2008 at 9:01 am
Would all of you quit trashin me on the internet! I can wave my goodies around if I want to!
March 24th, 2008 at 2:27 am
I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well.
April 4th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
I think Brittany and Paris are showing a modern new side of women: those that aren’t afraid to show their beautiful female attributes.
What red-blooded, straight male wouldn’t like to see their beautiful vaginas?
April 4th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Hey, Egyptian and Roman women used to flash their vaginas. Today, it’s good to see if a woman is really a woman and not a lady-boy.
April 4th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
My hat is off for panties-off. Women should be natural! Panties cause yeast infections which isn’t natural.
April 4th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
To not appreciate a beautiful vagina isn’t natural! Three cheers for Britany, Paris and other women who don’t wear panties.
April 8th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Hey I think that if you dont care about Britney so much that you should keep your comments to yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!! some of us still really like Brit.. and care thank you!!!!!!!
April 21st, 2008 at 11:36 am
i bet it tastes good and feels good god i dont care how nasty you think she is i think she is amazing and i would give anything to be with her.
April 29th, 2008 at 8:06 am
show all of it you bitch
April 29th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
ela e uam putaaa
May 24th, 2008 at 4:07 am
well done brit i think that u should get it out more often and that it is good that u are not tied down by the meaningless point of underwear
May 24th, 2008 at 4:09 am
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!!! i mean it u evil heartless people how would u like it if someone did that to u or ur wife hey.
May 26th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
oh! britney…… Do yourself nice than this.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:11 am
nice blog
June 28th, 2008 at 9:41 am
hello jacinta. im nima from iran.i love yoo.my id is parsa_gh31.ok?
August 14th, 2008 at 12:45 am
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September 15th, 2008 at 3:05 am
u all should leave Britney alone. she is so cool and so fine. let her live her life the way she wants , that’s something most people “cant” do.
September 21st, 2008 at 6:34 pm
hey umm that girl that pretended 2 be britney spears on her is such a poser!!! i kno cuz u spelled her name rong!!!!! ahahaha u loser!
October 19th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
i wud fuck dis bitch hard
October 28th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
She should have worn underwear? Why? I think it’s fine to go commando as long as you don’t flash everyone or soil those expensive seats!