Hey, Who’s the Old Dude with Petra Nemcova?
It’s Bruce Willis.
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PUT THE TOUPEE BACK ON, BRUCE!! YOU’RE SCARING ME!!!
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October 11th, 2007 at 10:15 am
Jesus, give him a break! He’s, what, 60? Not shabby for that age…and a damn sight more doable than that toad James Blunt!
October 11th, 2007 at 11:11 am
And still, he’s prettier than Demi and all of his daughters!
October 11th, 2007 at 12:58 pm
lol
October 12th, 2007 at 7:00 pm
Funny how when it’s a guy suddenly “give him a break, he’s 60. I know a few guys my grandpa is friends with and they don’t look as old as Bruce.
October 29th, 2007 at 1:03 pm
Ohhh, I want her dress! Its so pretty…..