David Hasselhoff is Waaaaay Off the Wagon

October 9th, 2007 by Evil Beet


David Hasselhoff is Drinking Again

From the National Enquirer:

The 55-year-old actor has suffered a severe drinking relapse and was readmitted to a Los Angeles hospital to detox on Oct. 8, the NATIONAL ENQUIRER reports in its new issue.

“David does so well staying sober and then something kicks in and he’s back drinking,” a close source told the NATIONAL ENQUIRER.

Weak and trembling, David was readmitted to Cedar Sinai Medical Center, where doctors began the detox process.

“He looked awful when they brought him in,” said the source. “His color was ashen. He felt sick. It was just so sad.”

See, it’s sad because he’s probably going to die soon if this keeps up.

Lindsay Lohan, let this be a lesson to you!


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4 Responses to “David Hasselhoff is Waaaaay Off the Wagon”

  1. Tara Murray says:

    Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

  2. Bobbo says:

    Tara, you sound like a very cheerful person and someone people like to be around. NOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT!

  3. Chanl says:

    I’m with you on that one, Bobbo

  4. im with you on that one ,zac efron

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