See, This is Why These Kids Go Crazy
October 8th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Nine-year-old Alex Wolff, from the hit Nickelodeon series/movie The Naked Brothers Band, descends an escalator at a CD signing in NYC, followed by photogs and camera crews.
It just feels like such an iconic image to me.
He’s nine.
And it is all I can do to stop myself from making a bitchy comment about his shoes.
How can one possibly expect a nine-year-old kid thrust into this sort of fame to develop a comprehensive and realistic picture of the way the world actually operates? These kids are all destined to go crazy. On the flip side, I am kind of excited for when he starts banging Elle Fanning.
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A–A-A-ALEX I LOVE YOU, YOU ARE SO HOT!I’M GOING TO NYC IN JUNE AND I MIGHT SEE ONE OF YOUR CONSERTS!AND YOUR AND NATS BAND RULES(THE NAKED BROTHERS BAND)I’M YOUR NUMBER 1# FAN
My brother is ALEX WOLFF and he likes someone else
hi nat my friend is your biggest fan ever
zijn juli nouw egt sangers wand ik vint juli naamelijk heelerg koel en goed en de muziek ook en juli kleding ook en de rest ook en de rest van de bent ook
they suck
u suck
hello
i love love love alex.
I”m sophie from holland.
i love love love love love alex.
ohh my got.
wat ha baby.
i love love alex.
Nat Alex en Rosalina julie zijn allemaal super doe zo verder profisiat allemaal Rosalin jij bent een mooie meisje jij en Nat passen elkaar je kan 7 instrumenten spelen enAlex is maar6 jaar en hij kan ook dat goed julie zijn de beste van het land i love julie allemaal
alix i luv u n i think u r well fit gd lookin n sweet i am heartbroken without ur lov heatbroken i dnt no wat 2 say ive never felt this way u look well cute in that pic xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx i uv u alix n always will lots of luv sophie riddle xxxxx
HI ROSALINAT HOW ARE YOU? PLEASE PASS ME THE MESSENGER OF NAT?TELL TO NAT THAT I LOVE HIM AN ALEX THA I LOVE TOO ARE SEXYS AND HOT
eu amo o nat de THE NAKED BROTHERS BAND,ele é demais,alem de lindo!eu amo naked brothers band principalmente o nat!
hola pues nada traduselo mi hermanita es encatado con ustedes ojala nunca canbiem esa actitud
ROSALINA IS MY BEST FRIEND SORRY I HAVE NOT WROTE BACK
AND I AM ONLY 11 YEARS OLD
i love nat wolff he is 13 years old il love it
alex can i have your phonenumer am friend
Nat Wolff is soooooooo cute! I mean, he’s nine. Okay, but atleast he’s good looking!
mag ik naar juulie band Nat Wolff
im only 11 and i thing they are cool b/c they try hard and they are all best friends unlike some people on this website…anyway they tried to raise money for the polar bears in antartica and i think that is sooo sweet.
oh and by the way nat is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot
the naked brothers band SUCKS. I dont even know why people like the naked brothers. They are sostupid
hey tara what the frick you hurt my feelings you boch
hi nat:
how are u?
i’m fine my e mail is pamlaroancal@hotmail.com
bye some kisses
lev rosalina and nat alone
“rosalina”write back
i love uuuuuuuuuuuuu
i love u nat ur so cuit
Hey yall should keep your comments to your self and leave nat wolff and alex wolff alone got that they don’t want to hear from screaming girls and jealous boys =got that!
rosalina do u love Bobby Love or Nat Wolff????
Write Back Please!!!!!!!!!!!
leave these guys alone. they are ace and if they went of the rail too many friends, family and fans would bring them back down.
luv Nat loads.
u ass hole he is ten and let him live his life like he wants it bitch!! and make fund of a kid your on size. be nice to a ten year old what are you 20 ,13 any thing around these ages. NAT AND ALEX WOLFF ARE HHHHHHHOOOTTTTTTTTTTTT HOT
:) :) :D :D alex is ten!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how can you think hes nine !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway this website stinks ……. how would you feel if i make fund of your shows bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hEY CHILL AND YOUR WRONG JULIA HES 11 YEARS TRICK
hey julia your the bitch fuck you and nat or alex would never like you because you are an ugly shit
hey julia your the bitch fuck you and nat or alex would never like you because you are an ugly shit
i am nat wolffs girlfriend rosealina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :)
amo a nat es sinpatito y me gusta su serie jajajajaja
i am nats number 1 fan:) alex wolff is ten you piece of shit i love nat and alex
NO YOUR NOT MY GIRLFRIEND
You Fucker Repoters leave those children a lown you low life bitches….Fuking Rot in Hell bithes….It sure does Take a adult to make fun of Inisent children….You reporters are retarded mother fuckers go to hell….
I love the naked brothers band
I love Alex soooooooo much
hey guys i love you guys call me some time nat u are soo hot nat well bye
Hey guys call me at 315-2284 i love u Alex and Nat see u later Alex well bye alex u are sooooooo hot and sexie bye now
Nat and Alex call me at 315-2284
iiiiiiiiiii llllllllllooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeee uuuuuuuuu alex
i love you guys
You guys are allsome in the movies Nat and Alex do u guys know what is my favorie song is? it is crazy car i love that song so much i love you alex.
Hi Nat and Alex call me at 315-2284 some time or come over to play a song at my house my address is 21 Spruce Street Apt.1 I love you Alex and Nat you guys rock. You guys can vist my friend at 12 sunrise street her name is Cassie that is my friend and my name is Allyson well bye
Hey Nat I am 13 years old my brithday is in May 16 i love you Nat you are so cute Well my friend likes you too I am your number one fan of all call me Nat
YOU GUYS SUCH U BITCHS LEANE THE NAKED BROTHERS BAND ALONE BECAUSE I DO NOT LIKE THESE GUYS I HAT U NAT AND ALEX
hi guys i love u nat i am 13 years old just like you Nat My birthday is May 16
Nat right back
OK THIS IS ME iM NAT
hey baby i love you right back
hi nat i love to be in your band but i cant because i bo not play any music stuff
im yanick mat im from holland my msn is yarnick_m@hotmail.com
myn holiday is america
im 12 years
i realy big fan van nat and alex wolff
my msn is yarnick_m@hotmail.com
im from holland
bye
I love u guys sooo much i got your 2 cds The Polar Bears DVD etc
Nat u are soooo a hottie
Alex you are cutie
See ya
i lOVE YOU GUYS SOOO MUCH IM YOUR NUMBER 1 FAN
Nat Wolff is mooier dan die leelijke alex wolff