Pamela Anderson Probably Got Married Tonight
October 6th, 2007 by Evil Beet
We don’t have official confirmation, but casino reps at Planet Hollywood are saying that Pam Anderson planned to marry Rick “I Fucked Paris Hilton on Film” Salomon tonight. The couple applied for a marriage license a couple weeks ago.
Showcasing her traditional class, Anderson planned to squeeze the wedding in between the 7 pm and 10 pm shows of Hans Klok’s magic show, where she stars as a magician’s assistant.
Maybe she can magically make this marriage work.
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Yeah and maybe Warren Buffet leave everything to me in his will. Or maybe Miss Piggy will stop loving her some Kermit the Frog.
In other words, don’t hold your breath.
The only time these things “work out” is in Hollywood musicals. Good luck with that, you guys.
Lets hope they do a sex tape together!