I Wrote a Song, You Guys
October 3rd, 2007 by Evil BeetIt’s called “Britney Got a Drivers License” and you sing it to the tune of “Jimmy Crack Corn.”
Ready?
Okay.
Ahem.
Britney got a drivers license and I don’t care!
Britney got a drivers license and I don’t care!
Britney got a drivers license and I don’t caaaaaaaaaaaaare!
I’m so fucking over this story!
Did you guys like the song?
I may do a music video. We could podcast it. That’s probably what we’re missing around here. Podcasts. Well, class, too. Class and podcasts.
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I’m having the hardest time pronouncing this girl’s last name.
I think someone has a hit on their hands. Good luck sweetie!
That Kicked Ass! You Should Wright More Songs Like That. It Got My Foot Tapping. lol