I Wrote a Song, You Guys

October 3rd, 2007 by Evil Beet


Britney Spears Gets a Valid California Drivers License

It’s called “Britney Got a Drivers License” and you sing it to the tune of “Jimmy Crack Corn.”

Ready?

Okay.

Ahem.

Britney got a drivers license and I don’t care!
Britney got a drivers license and I don’t care!
Britney got a drivers license and I don’t caaaaaaaaaaaaare!
I’m so fucking over this story!

Did you guys like the song?

I may do a music video. We could podcast it. That’s probably what we’re missing around here. Podcasts. Well, class, too. Class and podcasts.


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3 Responses to “I Wrote a Song, You Guys”

  1. lee says:

    I’m having the hardest time pronouncing this girl’s last name.

  2. yup says:

    I think someone has a hit on their hands. Good luck sweetie!

  3. MR BIG says:

    That Kicked Ass! You Should Wright More Songs Like That. It Got My Foot Tapping. lol

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