Check out Hayden Panettiere grinding all up on Milo Ventimiglia. And you thought you couldn’t wait until this chick turned 18. [Celebslam]

Has Ben Affleck switched his addiction to online gambling? Maybe he could quit that too and start getting addicted to making watchable movies again. [Cele|bitchy]

Okay, this is fucking amazing. OMG. [popbytes]

It’s true: they’re actually continuing to let Jessica Simpson make movies. [INO]

Did Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron end their fake relationship for additional publicity split up? [Derek Hail]

Um, why is Oscar de la Hoya wearing fishnet stockings? [Ninja Dude]

Because you know what joke is funny every single time? Having sex with a girl and then finding out she had a sex change!! Oh, you slay me, Dane Cook. [Drunken Stepfather]

Check out the video for “So Small.”

Here’s the moral, kids: if some angsty teenager runs out in front of your car looking to get hit, don’t swerve. Because she just might grow up to write country songs like this.

Most of the time I’m far from jealous of this girl, but when she lands dudes like this, I get a little bit annoyed.

This guy is seriously hot.

His name’s Alex Vaggo, he’s — according to InTouch — a Swedish tourist, which kind of sounds like a kinky sex position. Like, “Look, I don’t want you to think I’m weird or anything, it’s just something I’ve always sorta wanted to try … will you do Swedish tourist with me?”

Anyway, Par-Par met him through mutual friends, and now I guess they’re bumping uglies. Or doing the Swedish tourist. Whatever the kids are calling it these days.

I have to take this moment to relay a conversation I had with my grandfather yesterday.

Grandpa: So you must be busy these days, with OJ Simpson and Britney’s meltdown.
Me: Yes, Grandpa, there are plenty of stories lately.
Grandpa: That Britney, she needs to get herself a good therapist.
Me: Yes, she certainly does.
Grandpa: Although I guess it’s good she’s going through so much drama, because Paris and Lindsay, they’re really behaving themselves these days.
Me: [laugh hysterically]
Grandpa: Well it’s true, they’re both staying out of trouble.
Me: Grandpa, how do you know these things?
Grandpa: I read the paper, sweetie.

Anyway, enjoy these pics of Paris’s new man.

Which Latino TV heartthrob was spotted in L.A. Tuesday night, flirting and holding hands with a mystery brunette who is definitely not the girlfriend he has at home?

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“I actually came dangerously close to not doing season three, because I really didn’t want to do the show with Heidi and Spencer. I’m not who they are. I don’t stage my own publicity. I just kind of live my life and do my job, and I don’t want to be grouped with them … [MTV said] Heidi and Spencer were always a part of the show, and they can’t all of a sudden make main characters disappear. And so we continue to follow their lives, and the producers keep letting Heidi and Spencer think there’s some hope [that we'll make up].”

Lauren Conrad, in the October issue of Seventeen.

I’m just saying.

So Owen Wilson was all set to do a cameo in the upcoming Ben Stiller flick, Tropic Thunder, but then the whole suicide attempt thing happened. Owen didn’t decide to go to rehab in the aftermath, but he did decide to drop out of the film.

His replacement?

Matthew McConaughey.

Not nearly as funny.