From Page Six:

MILANA Dravnel, the Scores stripper at the heart of the Oscar de la Hoya photo flap, has seller’s remorse – especially because she sold photos of the boxing legend allegedly in drag for only $70,000. Dravnel left a voice mail for the intermediary who sold the photos to X17 agency and negotiated her interview with “Entertainment Tonight,” saying: “I can’t believe we did this! For $70,000 you let them take advantage of me? What is going to happen to me? I’ve crushed a million hearts of kids . . . People look up to [de la Hoya.] . . . I’m really upset. I can’t eat. I can’t sleep.” Dravnel could also be upset now that de la Hoya has sicced Hollywood power lawyer Bert Fields on her. Bad news for de la Hoya: No matter what Dravnel says, and no matter how much she recants, others are supposedly coming forward to parrot her original account of what happened with the fighter. For his part, de la Hoya yesterday flat out denied he likes playing kinky dress-up, insisting, “These pictures are obvious fabrications.”

To hear the stripper explain why she absolutely, positively had to sell those photos, check out her ET interview here. And if you manage to have any fucking clue what she’s talking about, please come back here and let me know.

“The joke that everyone was upset about — me calling the kids `adorable mistakes’ — was the most innocuous joke. It never occurred to me that would be deemed hurtful or over the line … I don’t want to get into feuds with girls half my age. I’m in it to be funny and not for the drama. It’s embarrassing.”

Sarah Silverman, in Us Weekly’s upcoming issue, regarding her Britney Spears comments at the VMAs.

Not only did this chick publish an entire book to encourage middle-school girls to succeed in mathematics, she also attended the SELF magazine comedy benefit for breast cancer awareness in Tribeca on Tuesday night.

She’s just so cute!

I know you thought Jennifer Hudson couldn’t find a stranger outfit than that Oscars get-up, but you hadn’t yet considered the Sex and the City stylists.

J-Hud showed up on the set of the SATC movie, in Greenwich Village, to film her role as Carrie Bradshaw’s assistant on Tuesday. (I believe the pics in the black-and-white shirt were taken before wardrobe got ahold of her.) Her hair and make-up are really, really pretty, but I just don’t think there’s anyone but Carrie Bradshaw who can pull off those boots with that top and purse.

“Dan Rather’s a loser. Dan Rather had low ratings for years. I used to say, whoever represents Rather does a great job, because he always was in third place, he always had terrible ratings, and they wouldn’t fire him.”

Donald Trump — remember him? — to CNN, when asked about the former CBS anchor’s $70M lawsuit against his old employer.

Hottie Alex Vaggo, the Swedish tourist, describes Paris and her family as “kind, normal and ordinary.” He went on to say they are “humane, lenient, congenial, boiler plate, mundane, quotidian and habitual.”

The 20-year-old described Paris as “intelligent,” which is probably just a term his thesaurus provided when he looked up “experienced.”

“I had a totally different picture of her before [I met her]. I was impressed she was so focused. I love to be in her company,” he said.

Alex was working at a pizza joint and living in a hostel when a friend introduced them at a restaurant. Yeah, I’d love to be in her company, too. Even Paris Hilton’s bed is better than a hostel.

Brace yourselves, people! Stay clear of Les Deux. Hide your cocaine. And get some extra film for your cameras. Lindsay Lohan is coming back.

The actress has been safely contained in a Utah rehab facility for the past two months, but word on the street is that she’s being released from captivity this weekend.

Where will she go? What will she do? “I don’t think she knows yet,” says a friend. This is Lindsay’s third rehab stint, and by far the longest, and friends say she’s really serious about sobriety this time. But that’s what they say every time. Will she return to her old haunts in LA? Or will she hole up with her family in Long Island, where she retreated after her July drunk driving/cocaine incident? How long will it take before she’s finding trouble again? Stay tuned.