Lindsay Lohan to Be Unleashed Upon Society Once Again

September 25th, 2007 by Evil Beet


Lindsay Lohan to Be Released from Rehab at Cirque Lodge in Utah This Weekend

Brace yourselves, people! Stay clear of Les Deux. Hide your cocaine. And get some extra film for your cameras. Lindsay Lohan is coming back.

The actress has been safely contained in a Utah rehab facility for the past two months, but word on the street is that she’s being released from captivity this weekend.

Where will she go? What will she do? “I don’t think she knows yet,” says a friend. This is Lindsay’s third rehab stint, and by far the longest, and friends say she’s really serious about sobriety this time. But that’s what they say every time. Will she return to her old haunts in LA? Or will she hole up with her family in Long Island, where she retreated after her July drunk driving/cocaine incident? How long will it take before she’s finding trouble again? Stay tuned.


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10 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan to Be Unleashed Upon Society Once Again”

  1. kimishoe says:

    As much as I want her to succeed in her sobriety, I almost want to start taking bets how long it will be before she is photographed at her favorite nightclubs…because she just “loves to dance”.

  2. lee lee says:

    hurah!!! let the good times roll..

  3. Justin says:

    This Lindsay dating Chesare Bono thing is going to turn into paparazzi mania! LOL. :)

  4. NiceGirl says:

    I love Lindsay shes a great actress ( in her day at least)
    love the hello my name is sticker lol

  5. Saeed says:

    Hi To Everyone
    I’m Amorous Linsay Lohan

  6. Kand ass says:

    that’s a miss me shirt, she’s so cool.. i want to be her! damnit!

  7. Lisha says:

    i have that shirt! I got it in bloomingdales.. they have a fake one at walmart. lmao but yeah shes a sexy sexy sexy star…her life is the shit..thats why it makes no sense when u ppls talkin shit bout her u just jealous n hatin cuz u cant be rich beautiful n famous like her..OH WELL! live on lindsay! live on!

    *~LISHA*~

  8. Justin*BOO* says:

    dayum shes hot. got bacc too..hook a brotha up!

  9. MING says:

    HAAAAAAAAAYYYAAAAAAH! KARATE CHOP ALL DA HATAZ LINDSAY!

  10. Z says:

    I hope she stays sober. I always thought she was one of the good ones, until she went totally crazy. I guess money and fame does that to you.

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