Hey George Clooney, You See What Happens When You Get a Girlfriend Who’s Not Me?
September 21st, 2007 by Evil Beet
George Clooney and a companion were injured on Friday when their motorcycle collided with a car on a narrow road across the Hudson River from New York City.
Clooney suffered a broken rib and scrapes while his passenger, Sarah Larson, broke her foot in the 3:30 p.m. collision. The two were treated at Palisades Medical Center in North Bergen and released.
George was in the NYC area filming Burn After Reading, co-starring Brad Pitt, who’s kind of like his other girlfriend these days.
It’s unclear who was at fault, but it looks like George was trying to pass the car on the right, which is illegal in New Jersey.
Now George Clooney will think twice before he takes up with some no-name tramp other than me.
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id give the world just to see him…she gives him a smile and marries him…life is so unfair…that fucking slut