Paris Hilton’s New Boy-Toy is Ridiculously Hot
September 20th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Most of the time I’m far from jealous of this girl, but when she lands dudes like this, I get a little bit annoyed.
This guy is seriously hot.
His name’s Alex Vaggo, he’s — according to InTouch — a Swedish tourist, which kind of sounds like a kinky sex position. Like, “Look, I don’t want you to think I’m weird or anything, it’s just something I’ve always sorta wanted to try … will you do Swedish tourist with me?”
Anyway, Par-Par met him through mutual friends, and now I guess they’re bumping uglies. Or doing the Swedish tourist. Whatever the kids are calling it these days.
I have to take this moment to relay a conversation I had with my grandfather yesterday.
Grandpa: So you must be busy these days, with OJ Simpson and Britney’s meltdown.
Me: Yes, Grandpa, there are plenty of stories lately.
Grandpa: That Britney, she needs to get herself a good therapist.
Me: Yes, she certainly does.
Grandpa: Although I guess it’s good she’s going through so much drama, because Paris and Lindsay, they’re really behaving themselves these days.
Me: [laugh hysterically]
Grandpa: Well it’s true, they’re both staying out of trouble.
Me: Grandpa, how do you know these things?
Grandpa: I read the paper, sweetie.
Anyway, enjoy these pics of Paris’s new man.
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I hate men in flip-flops and wanna-be capris. It only works on the beaches in Greece. Anywhere else, it’s Euro-trash.
OMG! Bumping uglies….haven’t heard that one in a while! rofl You rock!
He looks stupid…..his outfit I mean. Oh, and his face. Maybe those just aren’t good pix.
THANK YOU, Persistent Cat! Flip flops (and Crocs, for that matter) are for ARSEHOLES. I hate the capri pants, too. You may as well carry a murse and wear makeup. I’m gay and I find all this majorly flaccidizing.
This dude isn’t even all that- she’s scored much hotter.
Is the g in Vaggo soft, or hard?
But Muffy, he is eurotrash, so he’s appropriately clothed. I guess.
As my Grammy would always say, “Whaddaya gonna fuckin’ do, eh?”
To be fair, Evil Beet, your Grandpa is probably in his fifties. No?
Whoops, that last comment was for Persistent Cat, not Muffy. Sorry!
I wonder which of the two spends more time in the mirror.
I hate Euro-trash.
lol yous don’t like flip flop (aka thongs), they’re like the best mate … i suppose yous would prolly kill yerself if yous ever touch down unda hahaha coz all the dudes wear thongs and three quarters hahahaha … mate they work fine with all the aussies, especially the surf junks lol. aussie rulezzzzz
ah yeh btw, tat dude is fugly kent! typical blonde bloke … it’s “the swedish tourist” effect that makes him hot. i doubt u’d think he’s even remotely good looking if he’s just an ordinary american dude (i’m guessing most of us are americans here?) with an ordinary american accent doing some ordinary jobs (which he is anyway). same thing goes for australians (if paris met him in australia), without the ” the swedish tourist who’s shagging paris” effect, he’d be just an average bloke you’d find any any club in sydney. unless of course at highschool, i’m pretty sure, he’d make a perfect highschool hearthrob! lol
yes, he is a swedish tourist and went to usa for a reason…
he has worked as a model in sweden for “NK” shops, and now he search the luck in usa. has went to several model agentures over there…
The reason was not to party on the Beach and be gone on vacation for several weeks. The ‘only’ reason he went there, was to get a job as a Model!!!
Who knows, give him a year or two and he will make some money, im sure of it! bcoz he has a special look! or as u american says: ” Euro Look” hehe
// swe
ps. sorry for my gramma:)
ooo m goood.
u r sooo pathetic.
wtf do you even know about europe and ur so called eurotrash..
eveyrthing is better then trailertrash americans.
and dont u guys even know that ur roots come from europe..
I sooo pitty all of you, little stupid bitches. all green of envy is what u r!!
I guess that by entering The Hiltonian circle,he expects to become a model in the US at the speed of lightning.
I don’t know much about eurotrash and I am European.
As a matter of fact I think either euro or american can be hot…or trash.
As for this guy,at least he won’t have to starve to be a model,he just has to work out a lot more because I suspect his pecs went on another holiday.
LUCKY MOTHERFUCKER THAT BITCH CAN SUCK A DICK. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE DAMN I’M ABOUT 2 CUM JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.
Aussie: Fair suck of the sav, mate. Bet all the sheila’s down unda love them a bit of the pea brained surfer kents. ;)
Sweden, don’t apologize for your grammar, especially since English is not your first language. Which is more than I can say for some people, who shall remain nameless but whose name rhymes with Craussie.
..I ám eurotrash..:-))
http://www.hola.com/galeria-de-imagenes.html?imagen=/famosos/2007/09/22/paris-nuevo-novio/imgs/paris2-a.jpg&publi=&nactual=1&nnumeroactual=4&nfotos=4&subseccion=noticias-famosos
euro respectful,at least!
eurotrash? :D pardon but u idiots are direct descendants of european people. so basically ur calling urselves ‘trash’… next level of idiocy, congratulations americans!
and the guy is hot(all europeans are hot tbh, even those redheads in UK!)
just his outfit sucks :x
paris hilton is a slut bag whore
all you huys are stupid for being on this site. i accidentally clicked on this looking for porn. you guys get a life
Mighty ignorant and racist of you to assume we’re all of european descent, ‘euro and proud.’
Idiot cavebitch…
fuck you guys
Alex is fucking deliciousss! you bitches who call him ugly, average, euro-trash or what not , i seriously wounder what you bring home in bed ? I mean comeone you are all prolly some group of skanks who dont even get dates. I went to sweden last year and OH BOY! all guys are fucking AMAZING MODEL LIKE LOOKING. Not even kidding a feckin lil bit. Even the chicks are gorgeous.
HIS OUTFIT FUCKING ROCKS! do you all fucking dress up in the dark u fucking cunts? hes fashionable and lookkksss fucking deliissh!!!
i want to get some pussy and lick you clean while you suck my penis red. so one of you girls need to tell me wether or not you want to hook up for a night. send me pictures of you naked and your pussy with a dildo in it. if you want to send me pics then tell me in the text and i will give you my email.
Haha Americans are known for being stupid and fat. How can you even say euro trash? Europe has class, europe has both beutiful women and men. But Americans. You’re just fat and have no hint of what style and intelligence is. You’re just selfish and uuugly. Don’t go and say eurotrash when you havn’t even seen europe. And if you have it’s probably france. Paris must be the only city in europe you even know of. Go and play your baseboll or whatever you people do.
Football (soccer) is teh SHIET!
i dont know much about this Alex guy, but i know he definetly isnt trash, he is actually noble. His name is Not Alex Vaggo its Alexander von Zweigbergk Väggö.
He´s a handsome fellow, but he´s got to get rid of those flip-flops. Not stylish at all!
as the other swede said, sorry for any wrong spellings or bad grammar.
I totally agree with Daniel, Alexander is very noble. And as when you all talk about it, HE IS SO HOT! (A)
How on earth did she land a guy like that? take away her reputation, millions of dollars and all that famous for just being famous crap and Paris Hilton would just be another skinny geek with big feet..
Oh and “bob” you’re fucking disgusting. Someone put a muzzle on that guy.. Eww
Stop hating on that guy for fuck sake, anyone of you would be happy if a celebrety pick you up in the street while your on break, and give you the chance to make million you’ll be the firts to jump in the wagon of sucess.
i swear that guy look just like paris in the face…wierd. In other words that dude looks like a tranny! Man Paris set some better standereds…a tranny? Wonder if there still going out?
He… looks gay and totally NOT into Paris.
I heard he was a pizza delivery boy in Sweden.
Thanks for sharing
I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well. But it was interesting! Look for some my links:
bom eu concordo com ela
ela mudo a vida do rapaz
ridiculo sao os que a criticao
sou fã dela !!!!
quem sabe um dia eu nao entrege uma
pizza na porta da mançao dela ????