The Juice is NOT Motherfucking Loose

September 17th, 2007 by Evil Beet


OJ Simpson Arrested and Held in Jail without Bail

OJ SIMPSON IS IN JAIL!!!
OJ SIMPSON IS IN JAIL!!!
OJ SIMPSON IS IN JAIL!!!
OJ SIMPSON IS IN JAIL!!!
OJ SIMPSON IS IN JAIL!!!
OJ SIMPSON IS IN JAIL!!!
OJ SIMPSON IS IN JAIL!!!

Okay, sorry to go all Perez Hilton on you guys, but OJ SIMPSON IS IN MOTHERFUCKING JAIL!!! After his arrest on Sunday night, a judge ordered him to be held without bail.

When do we get to see the mug shot?????

Simpson was at the Clark County Detention Center on Sunday night for booking on two counts of robbery with a deadly weapon, two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, conspiracy to commit a crime and burglary with a firearm, police said. The district attorney, meanwhile, said he expected Simpson to ultimately be charged with seven felonies and one gross misdemeanor.

If convicted of the booking charges, Simpson would face up to 30 years in state prison on each robbery count alone.

“He is facing a lot of time,” said Clark County District Attorney David Roger.

OJ could spend the rest of his life in jail for a burglary!!!

The Gods must be crazy.


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10 Responses to “The Juice is NOT Motherfucking Loose”

  1. Margo says:

    Karma is a bitch. *Fred Sandford’s voice* You Big Dummy!

  2. Shhh! says:

    Was his ass wearing any gloves this time? Call Johnny Cochran…uh oh… he’s what? Never mind.

  3. MR. BIG says:

    Ha Ha Killer Maybe This Time He’ll Stay In Jail .

  4. EVIL DICK says:

    OJ is a JO…above the law in his mind….Still lookin for the killer or killers…LOOK IN THE MIRROR JACKASS… they ain’t in Vegas

  5. JK says:

    Free O.J. so he can kill another blonde hair blue eyed slut!!!! I will help him with posting bond. O.J. is such a killer with the ladies lmao

  6. JK says:

    If my wife fucked my bestfriend(Marcus Allen) I would’ve cut her throat too.

  7. Muffy says:

    It’s about time, for this or that.

  8. mishele says:

    Despite the opinions of a couple of Neanderthals, OJ, under NO circucmstances, was justified in killing his wife and her friend.

    The funny thing is, he’ll probably spend more time in jail for this felony than he would have for murder. Hah!

  9. HEYY PEOPLE!

    WE ARE AT SKOOL!”
    HAHAHAHAHA

    LOVE BOO + HEY!

  10. lou says:

    All you idiots out there, this time the man was set up from the start, and if you can think back at the end of his crim trial he walked out a free man, this was a pay back for something he didnt do, and if there is a GOD above he will walk again.

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