Oh, Sweet Jesus, Please Let Britney Spears Do the Emmys
September 14th, 2007 by Evil Beet
There’s been some buzz today that Britney might be making an appearance on the Emmy broadcast, perhaps to perform, or apologize for the VMAs, or both.
Emmy producers have stated that “We cannot confirm nor deny this rumor.â€
Personally I think this is the stupidest idea ever. What the fuck is she gonna do? Get up there and apologize for sucking? I mean, it’s not like she lynched black people on stage. Seriously, if we’re all now apologizing for bad live performances, I think we could fill up the entire Emmy telecast with sorries. And why stop at live performances? While we’re at it, whoever actually financed that show about the Geico caveman? You might want to take a few minutes at the Emmys to apologize. And the producers of On The Lot? America is owed an apology. And the final episode of Seinfeld? Someone ought to publicly take the blame for that shit. Also, that Ryder Strong kid from Boy Meets World should say he’s sorry for never even approaching his hotness potential. I still take that personally.
Britney Spears apologizing for sucking at the Emmys is the worst idea ever. Ev. Er.
Oh please, please let her do this.
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She’s totally Baby Jane, but on much more drugs.
I freakin love you for mentioning Ryder Strong! Haven’t thought of him in years, but I will be now! Oh Yeahhhhh-Why the fuck should Britney apologize?! She was horrible, why dwell on it?!?!
WTF for? ohh, I get it, so you’ll have shit to write about for next week. whatever, i don’t want to see her ass anymore. she’s mentally ill. she’s sad smut now, no longer entertainment, just sad. let’s move on folks, seriously. we have already reached saturation point, now yinz (the media) are just exploiting her.
I don’t know why people complain about the final episode of Seinfeld. Part of the show that was awesome were the weird situations they would find themselves in and the even weird supporting characters. The finale brought them all back. How could that have been wrong?
Oooh, it’s posts like this that keep me coming here. EvilBeet, you make my belly hurt when you rant like that. And Ryder Strong…got any pictures?!?
Heeeyyy heyyyy!!! Lets leave the Geico Caveman out of this, he rocks, and it’s not his fault that Britney sucks so much that she’s the only artist that needs to apologize for sucking on stage… Lets be positive and think that she’ll apologize for NEVER wearing panties and showing us her worn out genitalia to us all the time! Now THAT’S the thing that crack hoe should be apologizing for!
May I suggest Brit do a remake of Valley Of The Dolls? It’s got drugs, bad signing and acting, and you cannot make it any campier!
You shouldn’t be praying to Jesus for this.
Clearly her career is in the Devil’s hands now.
Sing Hallelujah!
And LAMO! said: “Yea, tho I walk through the the valley of the shadow of Big Titties, I shall fear no violation of my turd cutter, for thou art gimpy.”
So what happened?
Big penis
She`s big & fat sexy PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fatso!
what the fuck is that
hey i think the lads penis that she is real hot i would love to go out with him
tinny pennis
She’s awesome!
`i like thes
she sucks . fat and “sexy” pop star it makes me sick
Oh please people, she just human. But I hope she doesn’t apologize at the emmy’s. That’s unnessacery.