Lindsay Lohan is Probably Not Getting Laid in Rehab
September 14th, 2007 by Evil Beet
I don’t know how I missed this, but I guess some kid who just got out of Lindsay’s rehab in Utah was supposedly banging her in there. But he denies it.
“That is against the rules,” he says. “She is my friend.”
Lindsay — whose reps say she will stay in the rehab for “the foreseeable future” — is “very focused on recovery right now,” he says.
Get healthy Lindsay!!!
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whaaat? you didn’t hear that she was busted in the bathroom banging a brody?? that’s a dirty skeeve, having sex in a bathroom! word is she was acting out cuz she was pissed she had to clean the pisser!
Who was she banging? Britney Spears?
I guess gossip news sites had to come up with something to keep the Lindsay train-wreck fascination going. I suppose recovery from drug and alcohol abuse is just not as sexy.
she was bangin the Jack Daniels bottle
I even commented about that story a few weeks ago, on this very blog. I asked if you had heard about it.
It’s pretty fitting that you said “probably” because that leaves open room for speculation. And I spec-a-late she’s a durty whooore and she was bangin’ janitors in the toilets. :P
I mean, this guy says they were just friends; ok sure I’ll try to believe it. However, let’s consider the source, he’d probably lie to get a fifth of vodka and sell his grandmother for coke so he’s not exactly the person I’d look to for the truth.
Word up!
I Could Give A Rats Ass If It Wasn’t Me Fucking Her It’s Not NEWS LOL
i love drake bell