Stewart Townsend is Confused

September 13th, 2007 by Evil Beet


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Regarding his girlfriend of seven years, Charlize Theron, Townsend said:

“I’m married. I didn’t do a church wedding or anything, but we’re married. We’re husband and wife. We didn’t have a ceremony. I don’t need a certificate or the state or the church to say otherwise. So no there’s no big official story on a wedding, but we are married. … I consider her my wife and she considers me her husband.”

Does this make sense to anyone else?


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10 Responses to “Stewart Townsend is Confused”

  1. Honey Hot says:

    Yes, it makes sense to me.

  2. Clementines says:

    Common law..

  3. shannon says:

    He’s not confused. It sounds like they’re very devoted to each other and don’t need to legally define their relationship. If it works for them, that’s awesome.

  4. S says:

    Well if he wants to be considered to be married so bad perhaps they should actually get married. If you’re not married, you’re not fucking married. That’s all.

  5. me says:

    S- back when there were no laws regulating marraige, people still were considered married. paper and mans law aren’t abosolute. i know someone that got married on paper and is getting divorced. now they have to go work out a lot of paperwork. people who are common lawed married probably stay togerther longer anyway.

  6. shar says:

    sting caught leaving a brothel…check out the pix at http://www.illbustdatass.com

  7. lee mitchell says:

    Yo Stu, they cancel ‘Night Stalker’! EXPLAIN!

  8. mia says:

    It was reported they would have been seperated for about eight months. I´m confused °.°

  9. Jen says:

    California abolished common law marriages decades ago (as have most states).

  10. Shandi says:

    Good for them, if they are happy that’s all that matters, it’s only a piece of paper, that piece of paper doesn’t mean that a person is quarnteed to be faithful, that comes from within their hearts!!!

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