Happy September 11, Wall Street!!! Here’s Lance Bass to Help You Celebrate!!
What. The. Fuck?
Lance Bass was on hand to ring the closing bell at the NASDAQ stock exchange on September 11, 2007.
Because nothing says “We’ve recovered from a horrific tragedy of unimaginable proportions” like a gay former boy-bander and failed Cosmonaut.
I think this has something to do with the fact that Bass is currently appearing on Broadway in Hairspray, but still. It’d be nice to have someone like — oh, I don’t know — the President? — to do this.
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September 12th, 2007 at 5:50 am
hahahahahahahahahaha brilliant!
September 12th, 2007 at 7:25 am
Better Lance than Bush. Think about it.
September 12th, 2007 at 7:41 am
and it was NASDAQ - you know, the OTHER exchange…