What the Hell Happened with Britney?

September 9th, 2007 by Evil Beet


Where were all the illusions? Where was all the shocking stuff? What was supposed to be special about this?

A source out here in NYC tells me she missed almost every single rehearsal.

Homegirl looked drunk and/or high.

Do you think there were technical difficulties beforehand? Or do you think she just said “fuck this” and decided to do the most boring performance of her whole life??

WHAT HAPPENED???


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3 Responses to “What the Hell Happened with Britney?”

  1. Tricia says:

    I hope she gets smeared all over the media for that horribly lame performance. She needs to be kicked in the face, seriously

  2. Anonymous says:

    rumor is that the illusions were cut out for insurance reasons.

  3. DarthPaul says:

    Her only entertainment value now is how idiotically sloppily she can conduct herself in public. No body (unless you’re into seadonkeys), no voice (it never was good to begin with), no fashion appeal…just a busted up, brainscarred husk of last seasons’ left overs. Not even Disney can save her now.

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