Tila Tequila Will Fuck Anything

September 7th, 2007 by Evil Beet


Tila Tequila to Star in Bisexual Dating Show on MTV

Everyone’s favorite MySpace slut is coming to MTV in the country’s very first bi-sexual dating show.

Is it the world’s very first bi-sexual dating show? I’m not sure. Perhaps another country beat us to the punch. Leave it to France, I bet.

Anyway, the show will be called A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, and debuts October 9.

It’ll work like any other dating show, except 16 of the contestants will be straight or bisexual men, and 16 will be lesbian or bisexual women.

Her singing career didn’t work out so well. So it’s nice to see Tila returning to her roots: whoring herself out for publicity.

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309 Responses to “Tila Tequila Will Fuck Anything”

  1. smoke2 says:

    tila is so sexy alot of guys dont care if she is bisexiual and that is how i feel i would be her man any day

  2. jonathan says:

    show me those tities yo

  3. jonathan says:

    come suck my cock you’ll be happier if you do. Go out with me please.
    Are you horny or something because you look like you would lap dance anyone any day any time.So call me jon-ton sexy.

  4. i hate tila says:

    I thought Tila was okay at first, but now that the show is almost over its clear that shes a desperate, sleezy slut. She also has terrible oily nasty skin, besides the fact that she has no natural beauty whatsoever, her acne makes her look worse. Shes not pretty AT ALL, my friends are sexier than her. And she has terrible hair extensions, you can see where her shorter hair is underneath. Shes pathetic, and bad at being fake. She makes out with anyone even the contestants parents! She has no pride, go to h*ll tila.

  5. desperate says:

    omg you ppl are faggets. Y would u want that loose puss? Shes not even hot enough to be a porn star. I wudn’t fuk that if it was the last thing on earth. I’ve dated girls 20X hotter than this swamp. I like my girls beautiful not fuked up looking ew.

  6. gilbert says:

    can i have your number please

  7. gilbert says:

    you are so very sexy

  8. Anonymous says:

    you are so hot that i will like you as my girk frind

  9. Anonymous says:

    give ne your adress and phone number so i could go over to your hous and throw a big party.

  10. pimpdaddy$hane says:

    take out the implantes and noes job but give me a blow job she is hot thow

  11. pimpdaddy$hane says:

    you are so fuken hot i wont to be your slave driver. p.s who that guy wit the gummer muth

  12. ......?????? says:

    the tits are hot for me but i dont know how is she fu…….

  13. Anonymous says:

    tila u have the longest nipple ever baby can i suck them

  14. anonymous says:

    dam she is hot in all of her pic’s

  15. fag bot says:

    tela is gay as fuck . she is not one bit hot and looks like a alien that had bad plastic surgery .

  16. Anonymous says:

    TILA IS SUCH A NASTY SLUT

  17. V says:

    Tila is: Short, Skinny, Nasty, Ugly, Stupid, No Talent,
    Retarded, Money Grubbing, Plastic, Fake… who should
    not have a show… I really hope people kids dont
    watch this show… It really trash and retarded… Best
    thing I saw was the guy smash the other dude in the
    face… Find some other trashy slut that look have way
    decent… There are plenty of Asian Porn start look
    10 times better and probably smarter.

  18. bob says:

    tila is a piece of garbage. she not only fuck men but woman too!
    she would just about fuck 9 out of 10 human beings. go get aids you dumb whore!

  19. heymanheyman says:

    this article sums up why tila sucks so much:
    http://www.bitch-fit.com/tila.html

  20. bopofilo says:

    Hey! Few days ago I have found Tila Tequila Sex Video in the Internet…
    Interesting, if this is a real F***ing??? Anyway she is really HOT on this Tape!

    http://yetmorefun.net/mov.php?v=Tila_Tequila_Sex_Video

    Attention! Adult content!

  21. taz says:

    u r so hot tila i wantto fuk u doggystyle

  22. REENE HATES TILA says:

    I ALWAYZ THOUGHT THE SHOW WAS JUST AN EXCUSE FOR TILA TO BE A BIGGER SLUT THAN SHE ALREADY WAS BEFORE THE SHOW AIRED.I DONT THINK SHE REALLY WANTS TO FIND LOVE,I THINK SHE REALLY JUST WANTS A COUPLE DICK’S UP IN HER.

  23. TilaHater says:

    the fakest bitch i’ve ever seen…..some of my boys know her and she used to hang out with her, she was a slut back then and she still is….she used to sleep at their houses and fuck them and after they made her clean…..she needs to get over herself…..her fake ass crying and her ugly ass face…..trust me she acts like she’s a freak in bed but shes not shit….she used to be a junkie and now she’s on a tv show??? GET OVER YOURSELF TILA….ur a disgrace to all asians….fucking nammer bitch with an ego….the show is just about her making money….whoring herself out for a dollar….if she had any pride she would just shut the fuck up….have you watched the show??? she makes ppl do the craziest shit for her love because she actually thinks she deserves it….GET OVER YOURSELF….nice singing career all your supposed “friends” didn’t even buy your album hahahha your fucking pathetic….Tila Tequila “the whore who’s trying to get famous”…..oh and nice acting career, your spot on “Chuck and Larry” is exactly who you are….just another slut in a group of girls….what makes you think your so special??? ppl like you make me sick….

  24. Anonymous says:

    she is really really sexy,hot,bitchy.

  25. ur face says:

    ok all these ppl that say shit bout tila really ju wish they had wut she has. she got a chance to have a career n she took it.u r all mother fucking scumbgags

  26. cynowere says:

    Hey! Few days ago I have found Tila Tequila Sex Video in the Internet…
    Interesting, if this is a real F***ing??? Anyway she is really HOT on this Tape!

    http://yetmorefun.net/mov.php?v=Tila_Tequila_Sex_Tape

    Enjoy!

  27. LuMM! says:

    ta hangsha nanen po e fort koke :P se nty sisha flliq….

  28. LuMM! says:

    qat vend ku e ki emisionin e ki shum tfort edhe ti sje edhe e dobt ciao KNUS…

  29. gabe says:

    q ricas tetas hahahahaha

  30. JemJem says:

    umm.. ii know what the hatters are sayin is quite tru because i do think she goh a dirty sidee of herr, bah then again that is just havin fun, Like i bet most of these girls in here donee ”fun” stuff like said random shit or anything.

    Bah i am also sayin that she is a good lookin girl. even though i think there is something about herr thats doesss puttt mee off about her,,i think it is her eyes and head shape..

    and No i aint a les or a bi ( no offence )
    i am straight.

    So what most people are sayin on here are tru,
    Bahh boys calm down lmfaoo.

  31. Samantha says:

    I’m a lebion and i want to have sex with her!She is the sexiest person ever!I love searching naked pictures of her and looking at her sexy boobs!

  32. mark says:

    gal i wnna fuk u sill u r sxc omd

  33. joshua says:

    damn tila u so fine if i met u in real life i would fuck u so hard ur pussy would start to bleed!!!!u can come back for more any day baby!!

  34. joshua says:

    dang tila!u so fine if i met u in real life i would screew u so hard ur coins will bleede!!!!!u can come back for more any time any where right now!!!!

  35. michel says:

    name it any time any where my life is now urs!!! use it wisely!

  36. Johnny Diep says:

    Tila summed up in 2 words:

    FUGLY BITCH

  37. a says:

    I would fuck her hard and long until she love me long time, then cum all over those nice tits.

  38. No no no no no no no! TILA I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!

  39. honestcritic says:

    ewww… she’s got bad skin and she does look like one of those asian pygmies… is she evolving??

  40. josh says:

    i will lick u from head to toe 24/7 365 a year any time any place

  41. future lover says:

    i dont care what u say tila is fine is hell i would do un forgiving thangs for here i would stick my dick in that bitch so fast she would not know what is cuming

  42. Anonymous says:

    she is sexy

  43. Anonymous says:

    o cicat tii hangrshaa more po te medhaja

  44. Samiuddin says:

    Good to see.

  45. Anonymous says:

    putos

  46. hatethatbitch says:

    She’s a pure 100% concentrated whore and a shame on the asian race.

  47. BISEXUALlady says:

    Tila I think you shouldn’t listen to all these people because they are so retarted they dont even know you….they think they do but they are so wrong…..well anyways they want you the fuck them and all of that non-sence and i just have to say i have been keeping this to my self for a long time you are really hot and i love your Tits i watched all of your episods and you are amazing

    Yours Truely,
    Bisexuallady
    P.S Don’t listen to them please tila

  48. Hi tila,teauila i love your tvshow and i would love to put wipcream all over your body and lick it all off and then make you cum all day and all nightlond.

  49. Anonymous says:

    iwould just like her to suck my great big cock and make me cumm but she has to swallow my spunk

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