Tila Tequila Will Fuck Anything

September 7th, 2007 by Evil Beet


Tila Tequila to Star in Bisexual Dating Show on MTV

Everyone’s favorite MySpace slut is coming to MTV in the country’s very first bi-sexual dating show.

Is it the world’s very first bi-sexual dating show? I’m not sure. Perhaps another country beat us to the punch. Leave it to France, I bet.

Anyway, the show will be called A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, and debuts October 9.

It’ll work like any other dating show, except 16 of the contestants will be straight or bisexual men, and 16 will be lesbian or bisexual women.

Her singing career didn’t work out so well. So it’s nice to see Tila returning to her roots: whoring herself out for publicity.

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309 Responses to “Tila Tequila Will Fuck Anything”

  1. CoDy says:

    ugly bitch. shes got no talent.
    i think im da first guy that aint sed “tila i wana fuk u all nite long”. pfft. i aim higher

  2. tytykk23 says:

    I luv her I want to fuck her all night long

  3. youngster says:

    dam gurl ur so fuck fine. .i wood definately give it to u rite. . . .=p

  4. cristian says:

    you are sexy fuck my dick ill let you suck it

  5. rick ross says:

    yo tila whats goin on can i fuck u or u can give me a blow job cause i would fuck u all night long and u would love my big long dong

  6. razvan says:

    fuck tila tequila

  7. tat2mark says:

    FUCKING VIETCONG HALFBREED SLUT IF YOU HAD AS MANY DICKS STICKING OUT OF YOU THAT HAS BEEN STUCK IN YOU, YOU’D LOOK LIKE A FUCKING PORCUPINE. FUCK YOU

  8. dumbass says:

    she is so effin sexci i would hit that so hard

  9. lovingg her says:

    okk tilaa tequilaa is sxyy and i wishh i was olderr causee i wouldd deff get withh herr .. she is so sexyy <33 omgg i lovee her eyes,her rsonality, andeverythingg about herr = love <33 ohh babeyy

  10. lovingg her says:

    i change my mind.. ugly dog.

  11. SPEK says:

    FOR THE PEOPLE THAT SAY SHE ISNT A SLUT.. WTF!!!!! @#$%^&*( OF COURSE SHE IS, SHE EVEN ADMITS TO IT! HAHHAAA

  12. Hmmm says:

    BIIIIIIIIIIIICH. HOOOOOOOOOOE.
    ugly dog face skanko slut head horse fucker. gook. slanty-eyes. ching-chong. midget. rice muncher.
    GO EAT UR FUCKING “FRIE RII’”

  13. BigBill says:

    I think she is pretty, has a nice body. But I would not fuck her. She could be nakid in my bed and I would hand her her cloths, she prolly only brought a rain coat anyway, and tell her to leave.

  14. pawel poland rules says:

    ale jesteście pojebani debile

  15. pawel poland rules says:

    who know what does it mean

  16. Thesexmachina says:

    Joo wana sock cock? Je suis from Paris

  17. russianchick says:

    ok, u guyz are all prevs, straight or lesbian i would never touch tila even with a 20 foot pole ok…i mean, if u want someone like her go to a strip club were u actually might get some if ur lucky, and if ur lik upsest with her, then try to get on her show, maybe she can be ur lover, but sry about the odds man so……yah, and 4 all u desperate wannabe’s out there i dont give a damn about who u want, but if u have feelings 4 a person, then show it, dont hold back cause u never no when u end up drunk with a hot gurl/guy, try to get lucky, u might never remember it again, but hey, it will still make u a normal man and/ or woman…………….and o yah, i shake my head to the person who created this site, and the only reason im hear now is being this is ruining some of my friends lives!

  18. Val says:

    OMG. fck me already you hot sexyhorny lez. u r so damn ot an i would loe to kiss u and fuck u and lick ur pussy and boobs

  19. ben says:

    fuck id tap that shit :)

  20. melo says:

    zij is echt lelijk man vies met die tieten ik vindt rihanna nog veel mooier en britniy spears ook met die kaale kop

  21. ya dig says:

    dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  22. jonisjackingoff says:

    I would give just about anything to have her fart on my tongue as she blasted it with her hot flavorful farts. I’d want her to take a shit on my cock & jack me off with it.

  23. dajaa says:

    wats up wat do you do for a living i juss seen you on tv i dont kno wat you do we if you wonna reach me go to stardoll.com create you one and b friends with big_botty321 thankx sexiy

  24. sexy says:

    she is a fucking hot bitchwho will fuck anything. I want to lick her pussy and fuck her back to the dinosaur age

  25. Diana says:

    I think that she is wrong for being bisexual. She has so much more potential than that. How can she put all of her life out in the open. She is so lucky she is young. If she were older, she would be in a mid-life crisis. Her heart was broken last time, who knows if her heart is broken again. I wonder who the hell are her parents? How an they raise her to be a slut. I cn’t believe the contestsan support her. If they really cared for her, they would tell her to stop living a life of un-mannered moron. She should go back to the bunny ranch where she belongs!

  26. TONYA says:

    I HAVE NOTHING BAD TO SAY TO YOU BECAUSE YOUR BEAUTIFUL
    YOUNG WOMAN WHO PEOPLE WANT TO BE (DO TO HOW MUCH THEY
    TALK CRAP) I AM ALSO A CUTIE AND MAYBE ONE DAY I COULD MEET THE SEXT TILA IF I DONT PASS OUT DO TO YOUR AMAZING EVERYTHING. SO FUCK ALL YOU WANNABES BECAUSE THERES ONLY ONE OF TILA.
    LOVE YA GIRL
    (YOUR NEXT GIRL FRIEND THE PIMP)

  27. NASTY GIRL says:

    HEY SEXY

  28. hhhhhhhhh says:

    what did bobby do

  29. christian says:

    DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you so hot that words can’t describe ho your HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i whatch your show its pretty hott ind i hope u sirecly end up witha girl ciao

  30. DJ44 says:

    bobby he was gettin wit other girls thats y tila dumped his stupid ass y wuld he giv up sumthin dat FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :) MCH LUV TILA
    LUV DJ44!!!!

  31. Genkee says:

    woww tila can i have ur email addres, cuz ur so hot dont listen to this fucking jurks , ur hot sexy and beautifull , , love yaa !!!

  32. j-r.o.c. says:

    I think she’z supafine and all dat. I wish she was mines. I hope u come to memphis soon. if u eva in town,look me up(reylf@yahoo.com). party-n- hava good time,tila!!!

  33. tilas sexy says:

    Tilas hot!!!!!!!!!!!

  34. TILA BABY! UR XOOO DAMN HOT! ILOVE UR SHOW.. SHOT OF LOVE! I BET.. KYLE WILL WIN! & GOT THE KEY IN UR HEATH! AAW

  35. bam says:

    ill fuck her ass

  36. JohnThelong says:

    She´s not that pretty but i bet she takes it upp her ass a least.

    I want to have her in doggy position,put some anal lube on her tight little a-hole,tease her with my hard cock and then shove it upp her ass while i squeeze on her faketitties and call her my bitch.
    I bet she´s gonna love it.

  37. hey tila u arent a byestxual you are a trisexual but that still makes you a ugly ass fake BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  38. suck my cock tila says:

    tila i doubt u could throat my ten inch cock but id love for u to try. maybe we can get together sometiime nd i can squeeze those massive tits and fuck that amazing ass, then if u want ill eat u out then ill give u the biggest mouthfull uve ever had. do u swallow?

  39. spike says:

    damm girl i want to fuck you all night long and gust rubb them titts all over my face dammmmmmmmmmmm your ferm titts and your ferm pussy would be gust fine awwwwwww
    do you have msn or something cause i want to fuck the shit out of you awwwwwww rrrrrrrrrrr sexy

  40. spike says:

    suck my cock tila i wouls love to fuck you up the ass and then eat your pussy oh ya baby all night we should meat somme time and ill fuck you anywere you want ill fuck you in a truck in a bathromm anyweres i tell you ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa baby aw nice litle ass on you would be gust finne wen i put my 12 inch cock up it

  41. spike says:

    can i have your email address sexy thing love you baby

  42. blaze says:

    yall need to stop haiting on mah bo0 tila cuz she look good n cuz she can take all yall gurlz men so hop of her nutz ya dig

  43. joe francoeur says:

    heyy i think that u are u hot and i want to fuck u like theres no tomorrow

  44. Anthony says:

    All you morons who buy in to that Alien faced tramp…just look up “DEGENERATE” in the dictionary….you think it’s ok for women to be running aroung fucking anything that moves?…wuts your definition of “woman” you freaks….check yourself ppl

  45. ihatetila says:

    I agree with Anthony

    whoever made this blog/article is a genius.

    and to those who “want to fuck her until she orgasms,” haven’t you guys heard of STDs?

  46. Mitch Evans says:

    i love u and would do ANYTHING FOR YOU

  47. barbara palacios says:

    para mi tila tequila es una china fea sin culo i really don’t like her she is just inplants with no ass

  48. NICOLE says:

    SHE IS A BITCH WITH NO ASS

  49. Nastassia says:

    you have hot boobs even im i know those words you bitch fuck you

  50. Sarah says:

    For REDNECK who said: “For whoever said Asians are smarter than whites.
    If you ppl are so smart, why is it that other than South Korea and Japan (Americanized), the quality of life in the Orient is total shit. You should shut up and be proud to be in the best country on earth. You’re safer hear anyway, considering some day soon your homeland (China, Norh Korea) will most likely be vaporized in a giant mushroom cloud. MAN you guys are smart.”

    Perhaps you should think about what you say before you post it online, you ignorant piece of trash.
    Think about WHY the “Orient” has a lower standard of living. Centuries of oppression and deprivation caused by pieces of shit like you.
    Go to school and learn how to not be a complete idiot.

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